Maria

hi

[Maria @choo_maria]

@theGarzanator I'm starting with pills tonight and will see where it goes from there. #heregosenothin

[Maria @choo_maria]

Kids, this is where chemical dependency comes from #neversleeping

[Maria @choo_maria]

My does my mind not just shut off? #cantsleep

[Maria @choo_maria]

Lovely freak storm #nopower #sirensallthetime

[Maria @choo_maria]

@TheAmadeoFons Awww grumpy old man face

[Maria @choo_maria]

@TheAmadeoFons where you at? Why ain't you bowling with me like an old person?

[Maria @choo_maria]

Quote of the night #itwasrainingoutmyass @TheAmadeoFons #missingout

[Maria @choo_maria]

Jerk jump dip slip! Was that a goat?

[Maria @choo_maria]

@TheAmadeoFons #whyisthishashtagsolongandannoyingandneverseemstoend #blameitonabuhajar

[Maria @choo_maria]

#whyistheresomethingratherthannothing? #whyarewe? @TheAmadeoFons #doyouenjoyexistentialquestions?

[Maria @choo_maria]

#thegoaltonightistoannoy @TheAmadeoFons #withreallylonghashtags #whoswithme?

[Maria @choo_maria]

Driving by an Oklahoma dealership. I didn't realize the only cars ford makes are trucks... #WeAreOK

[Maria @choo_maria]

@theGarzanator #branforpresident2016 because only horrible people seem to run

[Maria @choo_maria]

Hodor

[Maria @choo_maria]

@choo_maria #OKCvsGSW

[Maria @choo_maria]

I'm a gold mine of humor. Bow to me.

[Maria @choo_maria]

#ohmymy

[Not Robert Griffin @Pseudo_RGIII]

Toronto updated Bautista's profile pic

[NOTSportsCenter @NOTSportsCenter]

Jose Bautista's teammates, while watching replay of Rougned Odor's punch with Jose:

[Maria @choo_maria]

#lts