CHOOCH

Buy Tg: | CA: 0x363FD3467588D4382bcc04A88540C0ff57 | Not financial advice. Not sober.

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Millions of years before people ever set foot on Australia, this was crocodile country. Now, humans are debating whether there are too many crocodiles. https://t.co/K1AnH7YjWx

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🔐 CHOOCH Token CMC Verification

Ticket: #1314950
Contract: 0x363FD3467588D4382bcc04A88540C0ff5723db69
Chain: Base Network
Dexscan: https://t.co/4omj6M0k6V

Official verification for CoinMarketCap listing.

#CHOOCH #Base #DeFi

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The CHOOCH team is registering authorized email to manage our CoinMarketCap Self-reporting Dashboard.

Domain: @firegator.me
Authorized Representatives: 1

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All admins: yeeted
Contract: cooked
Taxes: ghosted
Honeypot: busted
Trading: uncut
Bag: dumped
Ex gf: blocked (me)
Greg: racked

$CHOOCH $50K MC - get bag @coinbase
#FireGatorThursday

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What day is it? It’s
Flat
Fuck
Friday…you fucking losers
…oh and admin1 kept from getting fired this week and got $CHOOCH LISTED on @coinbase

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https://t.co/IMcdAREYH0

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LP locked for a whole goddamn year… shit, that’s eternity in crypto time, but still nowhere NEAR as long as Greg’s legendary Sahara Desert dick drought $CHOOCH

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Greg was crying like a little bitch last week…
$CHOOCH on @base

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Fire. Gator. Thursday.

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Just woke up from an afters coma, turns out I was busy:

💣 Nuked the old presale like a bad decision at 5 AM
🔥 New LP deployed + locked tighter than your how you remember your ex
🔒 186B marketing tokens in a 6-month chokehold
🧨 Max wallet? Max tx? Deleted like your shame
☠️ Lossless OFF — we raw-dog risk here
🪦 Admin powers RENOUNCED, like a true cuck
🧼 Contract cleaner than your search history after a solo sesh
🟢 0% tax. 0 tricks. 0 bullshit.
Fully tradable. Fully decentralized. Fully gator-fueled. 🔥🐊

@base

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Greg had an idea - thoughts? @base

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@VnAlpha78815 One of hunter’s finest moments tbh

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Hunter pushed the airdrop button.
Something happened. Not what we planned.

Meant to send 1M, gator-pawed 5M.

If you didn’t get your CHOOCH, it’s ‘cause Hunter’s a stingy selfish mooch — file your claim:
🔗 https://t.co/xvw8gLv4Ha

Firesale still melting faces for 14 more days.

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https://t.co/lCe87PDAdA

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🔥1M $CHOOCH AIRDROP❄️
Yo, you fire-eyed gator degenerates.
We’re crankin’ up a 69B CHOOCH giveaway on @base — pure, uncut, and microwave friendly 😉

✅ Follow @chooch_coin_
🔁 Like & RT this post with the same desperate energy you text your ex at 3 AM
💬 Drop your Base wallet (ENS works)
🏷️ Tag a friend who needs help

💰 Get 1M $CHOOCH, plus +1M if your tag does bag (follows, RTs & drops wallet)

The other 60B goes to those with questionable financial literacy —
each 0.01 ETH FIRESALE buy = 1 entry.

Full deets in the replies — afters is waiting

https://t.co/qcFb1buecn | #FireGatorThursday #base

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Just another 72hrs to go before the first wave of 1M $chooch drops 🤑

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Greg said “the gators need a home.”
We said “make it humid.”
The CHOOCH Swamp is live. Bring your bags, leave your dignity.
👉 https://t.co/R9InW0ICnJ
shout out to admin 1 @BENNYBEAR001 for making it happen

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@basemaxxing If we’re mutuals spiritually does that count?

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@Anditores11 @base @Assonhaji28 As real as it gets

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🔥1M $CHOOCH AIRDROP❄️
Yo, you fire-eyed gator degenerates.
We’re crankin’ up a 69B CHOOCH giveaway on @base — pure, uncut, and microwave friendly 😉

✅ Follow @chooch_coin_
🔁 Like & RT this post with the same desperate energy you text your ex at 3 AM
💬 Drop your Base wallet (ENS works)
🏷️ Tag a friend who needs help

💰 Get 1M $CHOOCH, plus +1M if your tag does bag (follows, RTs & drops wallet)

The other 60B goes to those with questionable financial literacy —
each 0.01 ETH FIRESALE buy = 1 entry.

Full deets in the replies — afters is waiting

https://t.co/qcFb1buecn | #FireGatorThursday #base