Chop Biscuit

Science, lore, doubt and more doubt... I still cut biscuits IN HALF!

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@Enderlfg How about destiny?

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How does twitter work again? Mes amis! Please let me know. Est-ce je suis en train de faire des bévues?

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@miltyhr I thought it was happening tomorrow...

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@Slash2Rustee Do not let the rust settle in.

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@Robbap1 I see a riddle

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@miltyhr @DapymanUSA Wise words

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@Hiddanas If you hate asking the question why ask it? (sideline: who cares? No not trolling... But really who cares?)

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@CalgonRandy I love June.

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@Magnutts Yes. I am a diswasher too. My hands proudly rub the dishes on a daily basis.

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@CanadaSoccerEN This issue has been resolved poorly. Who's fault is it? The players or management or both? Maybe we should blame COVID-19... Historical friendly games with Iran & Panama gone forever. Time to shape up and deliver...

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Too bad this wwhole protest stems from south of this border. #USAgetyourshittogether

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Alwaays respected truckers. Hard life... #Ottawa

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When will queen Elizabeth II die?

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Not sure anymore.

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One more thing... These fuckers sleep 20 hours in a caves with other fuckers. No social distancing

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I second the all mighty @Ventchat. Get that fucking vaccine

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Most of all I would like to object to this whole pandemic thing.

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The best cure for ventchat fatigue is MORE VENTCHAT!

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@Ventchat Remember bleach. (sorry)