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Small Business owner, Momentum swing trader, Non traditional, Absurdist. Gordon Ramsay follows me so

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The Bay Area is home to the top U.S. travel destination for 2025, according to a new analysis. And California is the most represented state in the rankings. https://t.co/taatDkUGSG

[CALGON @CalgonRandy]

where's @ekki_nu @voncricket

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@MorningBrew I had unconditional discharge this morning

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@MasterBJones Why is that?

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@jburbanfarmer You tell me anything to write that will make you happy and il type it in here but you have to look up narcissistic personality disorder and see if any of the symptoms sound familiar to you

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@jburbanfarmer This is your favorite part?

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@jburbanfarmer You must be fun at parties

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@jburbanfarmer Hipster guy brain stops working because mustache wax too tight. Delusions of raised farm bed grandeur. And cyber trucks

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@jburbanfarmer Darn I see it now and I too am angry. We can be angry together. Changing he world one tweet at a time. 😂 save Elon!

[CALGON @CalgonRandy]

A hipster growing tomatoes in the lower bottoms calling me a baby. I’ve made it. I just looked at the blurb you commented on.i don’t see the words that are making you irate. I did some medium scale “urban growing” of my own on 9th and wood and 16th and willow around 2007-2010. How do you balance being far right Elon bro and a communist hipster urban farm guy. That’s why you’re agitated.conflict of interest

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@jburbanfarmer lol I’ll look up derp derp derp. I’m pretty sure I’m arguing with an infant right now. Elons algorithm has you so wound up. You know they want you to be mad. You are very mad. Deep breaths

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@KTVU If there’s no gasoline why is the cyber truck “bursting into flames”?

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@hubermanlab @bryan_johnson @NIH The my pillow guy will probably get it

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@matterofmine None of the tik tok videos you post will open. Here is me trying. I try on all of them.

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@Magnutts 😂

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@Daggerd1404 That’s terrific daggerd. On Shabbat too

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@TmarketL Holy cow. You’re a stock meme retweeter and now you sell a service? The path of the furu. Next stop is jail homie

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@KTVU the station where the stabbing happened is more relevant than the trains final destination.