chop chop bob

chops hair for a living

[chop chop bob @chopchopbob]

RIP means exactly that

[Salon @Salon]

Now Mitt's skipping debates http://t.co/3yF2jVq5

[Stumbler Top @StumblerTop]

When you're stressed, You eat Ice cream, Cake, Chocolate & Sweets. Why? Because stressed spelled backwards is DESSERTS. Mind = Blown.

[MLive.com News @michigannews]

Clint Eastwood defends Chrysler commercial on 'O'Reilly Factor' in wake of political scrutiny (video) http://t.co/ehgavwKy

[Allure @Allure_magazine]

Waterproof mascaras are too tough on eyes for everyday use—you have to rub hard to remove, breaking lashes: http://t.co/IFYAmJHR #MakeupTips

[chop chop bob @chopchopbob]

@poppy_stclair sing it sista

[BobbiBrown Cosmetics @BobbiBrown]

Check out our new Rose Gold Pinterest board for Rose Gold inspired images: http://t.co/b0Hkx7PA

[chop chop bob @chopchopbob]

can you come out to play LOL@SummerBalder

[ken paves @kenpaves]

Fun! "@ellenrakieten: Girls Night In! New TV show coming soon-TV Guide Network! Every show diff celebs,so fun must see http://t.co/oYnT6CKo"

[Maude Apatow @maudeapatow]

I have to stop talking about my sister's friend's BO...but it was the strongest and most disgusting smell

[Stumbler Top @StumblerTop]

Girls want a lot of things from one guy. Conversely, guys want one thing from a lot of girls.

[Stumbler Top @StumblerTop]

Hearing a camera shutter noise in a public bathroom can never be for anything normal.

[Stumbler Top @StumblerTop]

That awkward moment when it's quiet and you're eating something crunchy.

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Interrupt my sleep and I'll chop your head off.

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How to get laid: Lay on bed. Wait 1 hour. Lay becomes past tense.

[chop chop bob @chopchopbob]

@boxofbeauty1 do you have your miricle wand out ???

[chop chop bob @chopchopbob]

@prettie_fierce yes i do

[prettie fierce @prettie_fierce]

a #shoutout to all those who love their jobs!!!

[chop chop bob @chopchopbob]

@blowblow2 means $$$$$