Chris

Doctor

[Chris @chopdaddyflex]

I don't think many people realize saying "let's find the cure for cancer" is like saying "let's buy a car". What kind of car? There are hundreds. "Cancer" is an umbrella term. Nearly any abnormal process in the body can lead to cancer, and we can't block them all

[Chris @chopdaddyflex]

@iriswestallens Probably Tony Woodward's face. They did have a pretty intimate kidnapping scene #StockholmSyndrome

[Chris @chopdaddyflex]

The little girl Cicada kissed at the end of #theflash episode 3 was probably his reincarnated wife that he murdered centuries ago

[Chris @chopdaddyflex]

"Kids these days are rotting their brain being on their cell phones so much!!"

~The generation who "enlightened" their brains with cocaine, heroin, and LSD.

[Chris @chopdaddyflex]

This jacked af guy was on the curl bench, I asked if I could work in, he agreed. Usually you just stand off to the side, but he stood in front and kept encouraging me to do 1 more rep. Instead of being a gym douche, he helped me add 10lbs to my curls.
#ItsNiceToBeNice

[Chris @chopdaddyflex]

Craving some nachos at a hockey game.

Too bad I live in a place that does not facilitate ice formation.

#CaribbeanLifeProblems

[Chris @chopdaddyflex]

Someone told me they know I'll do well on my exam because they "prayed for me". I appreciate the sentiment, but my success isn't based on an intangible thought you conjured up.
Prayers don't feed the hungry or cure the sick. Don't "hope" for change, BE the change.

[Chris @chopdaddyflex]

Apple is really lagging in terms of innovation recently. Even their new OS is a disappointment... They haven't released anything groundbreaking in years

[Chris @chopdaddyflex]

Exam season diet/lifestyle: Coffee, carbs galore, 6 hours of sleep, maximum stress, 0 exercise....

It's ironic that my career will be promoting the well-being of others, but to get there I need to have an unhealthy life.

[Chris @chopdaddyflex]

I'm honoured that people come to me with their personal medical concerns to seek advice and help, but I know 3% of things needed to be known.
As of right now, I'm about as useful as a handle on a push door.

[Chris @chopdaddyflex]

@jesswhitee14 Read this in class and blurted out laughing

[Chris @chopdaddyflex]

Ever forget your headphones when you go to the gym? And the gym doesn't have music?

It's a bunch of sweaty people standing in silence moaning, groaning, and breathing awkwardly.

I'm never forgetting my headphones again.

[Chris @chopdaddyflex]

Medschool: The patient has ALS
Me: Which one?
Medschool: Yes

Is it:
A) Amyotrophic Lateral Sclerosis
B) Anterolateral System
C) Autoimmune Lymphoproliferative Syndrome

Medschool: Yes

[Chris @chopdaddyflex]

@JoeSantagato Grey's anatomy

[Chris @chopdaddyflex]

The only reason I'm excited to sleep now is so that synaptic pruning can occur in my mind, allowing me to retrieve information more easily the next day...

#whatshappeningtome

[Chris @chopdaddyflex]

@kaygiffin @lilyazzi I thought you had written "bdsm" and I nearly spit my food out with that context

[Chris @chopdaddyflex]

Holy shit biscuit just how many different microorganisms can kill you?!? MAKE IT STOP😭😭😭

#HowsMedschoolGoing

[Chris @chopdaddyflex]

@jakemcbean Dammit and you looked fly.

[Chris @chopdaddyflex]

My friend told me it was easy to cut your own hair.

I am now 2007 Brittany.