Ilan Seinfeld-Chopp

[Ilan Seinfeld-Chopp @chopp_ilan]

No, you cannot win a Champions League without any attempt at scoring goals ever

[Ilan Seinfeld-Chopp @chopp_ilan]

Fútbol is saved

[Ilan Seinfeld-Chopp @chopp_ilan]

I trust an airline to not lose my bag about as much as a zoo keeper trusts a monkey not to hurl its shit

[Jonah @jonahsc_2]

spirit out of business — time to hone in on my kayaking skills

[Ilan Seinfeld-Chopp @chopp_ilan]

Stop biking in the middle of the road jackass

[Ilan Seinfeld-Chopp @chopp_ilan]

Who’s excited to watch Arsenal park a semi truck in their 6 yard box to try to stop PSG from scoring

[Ilan Seinfeld-Chopp @chopp_ilan]

The Yankees wearing an alternate away jersey is like if Joey Chestnut started doing hamburger eating competitions

[Nate Brecher @nat32994]

Just end the season please! I can’t watch another minute of Cj McCollum dog walking the Knicks and Mikal Bridges being absolutely useless (5 1st round picks btw)

[Ilan Seinfeld-Chopp @chopp_ilan]

Pilot definitely on smth

[Ilan Seinfeld-Chopp @chopp_ilan]

Landry Shamet just scored more points (on fewer shots) than LeBron.

[Jonah @jonahsc_2]

turns 77 in two days and still doing this god bless her

[Ilan Seinfeld-Chopp @chopp_ilan]

I would like the Jets to acquire Jameis Winston and start him every game for the next 4 years.

[Ilan Seinfeld-Chopp @chopp_ilan]

Low lev Dev to the Mets, have a weird feeling this entire season was payback for the beard dispute and that he’s about to post a 0.5 ERA

[Ilan Seinfeld-Chopp @chopp_ilan]

TSA askin me if I have a lithium battery in my bag, who the fuck carries around lithium batteries????

[Nate Brecher @nat32994]

Cam Schlittler.

[Ilan Seinfeld-Chopp @chopp_ilan]

Cam Schlittler. 👑

[Ilan Seinfeld-Chopp @chopp_ilan]

Mets spend 115 gazillion dollars and miss the playoffs #liquidatethefranchise

[Ilan Seinfeld-Chopp @chopp_ilan]

Investigate Brian Walsh

[Ilan Seinfeld-Chopp @chopp_ilan]

Watching other teams throw an incompletion on 3rd and 4 instead of running it twice is really amusing to me

[Ilan Seinfeld-Chopp @chopp_ilan]

Anyone else really miss prime Sterling?