jezlynn

you got a dick under that poncho?

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I GOT THE WORST HAIR CUT AND I WANT TO KILL EVERYONE WHO LOOKS AT ME

[jezlynn @choppedhookers]

the sun is burning through my eyeballs and making its way into my soul

[jezlynn @choppedhookers]

ITS TOO SUNNY IM NOT AWAKE YET

[jezlynn @choppedhookers]

literally had to force myself out of bed or I would have slept all day nice

[jezlynn @choppedhookers]

@k_bro05 I have long surpassed that

[jezlynn @choppedhookers]

how many unsuccessful attempts do I have to make to hang out with people before I just stop putting in the effort

[jezlynn @choppedhookers]

@bclheealus you are the cutest non-human

[jezlynn @choppedhookers]

FINALLY GOT NEW GLASSES

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you know it's love when you go for coffee and the barista recites your usual

[jezlynn @choppedhookers]

I HATE EVERYTHING SO MUCH

[jezlynn @choppedhookers]

is calling into work to lay in bed acceptable

[jezlynn @choppedhookers]

I am literally the most indecisive person you will ever meet in your entire life

[jezlynn @choppedhookers]

you are the coolest and most intelligent person I have ever met and I wish I could tell you that

[jezlynn @choppedhookers]

my zodiac sign knows more about me than I do

[jezlynn @choppedhookers]

treating myself to a latte because I fucking deserve it

[jezlynn @choppedhookers]

sometimes it's just hard to not laugh at my life

[jezlynn @choppedhookers]

when you're sad but your outfit is cute so it doesn't matter

[jezlynn @choppedhookers]

on the bright side I no longer have to pay rent and can spoil myself with many things

[jezlynn @choppedhookers]

@paytiexoxo oh yep

[jezlynn @choppedhookers]

surprise mom I'm moving back in