ally

that’s impossible! they’re on instruments!

[Hutch @hutchinson]

This is a strong Top 5 Tweets of 2026 contender

[soup🍓 @thrluv]

“i asked chat gpt” okay well i took 6 benadryl & asked the hatman

[covey wovey @xoCoventry]

can we normalize calling people fucking retards bc holy shit some of you mfkrs are retarded!

[IsaacVtuber @IsaacVtuber11]

Literalmente lo que veía Juan en la visión de Apocalipsis. Imaginate ser alguien de hace 2mil años y no tener un cuerno de idea de lo que era un avión o misiles.

[BASED SAVAGE @crackcobain__]

Whoever is recording is built different

[Ganso @GansoConABomba]

*almost* every airplane nerd

[ally @choppintreees]

PLEASE STAY ON THE FUCKING GROUND POMBON

[Truthstream Media @truthstreamnews]

“Just a thought... more of a shot in the dark, but uh... We wouldn't happen to be invading Iran today, would we?”

[big content guy @bigcontentguy]

Republicans- “ICE is doing a good job”

Democrats- “ICE not is doing a good job”

Jeffery Epstein- how ,oldis she

[miri @eggoslug]

I am not going to be a cocomelon parent. You will sit your ass down and watch aljazeera

[Declaration of Memes @LibertyCappy]

Remember who you're really providing for... 👇

[beth @bethbourdon]

didn't realize ericka's grief tour was headed to caracas

[TCL @TitleTalkTCL]

Nobody:

Patriots players right before the playoffs:

[Prison Mitch @Prisonmitch]

Marco Rubio when Trump tells him effective January 2026 he’s the new Deputy Director of the FBI:

[notorious dark storm @koreybruhyt]

I just went to my nephew's spelling bee competition and clair obscur expedition 33 won