Jefferson Steelflex

parody account

[Jefferson Steelflex @choppy_r]

Bowl to go white rice chicken no beans hot salsa sour cream corn cheese extra lettuce

[Tyler Blank @TylerBlankCQCX]

I hate football

[Jefferson Steelflex @choppy_r]

😔✌️

[Jefferson Steelflex @choppy_r]

Commanders football today baby lets ride

[Jefferson Steelflex @choppy_r]

@p_huja 🤣🤣🤣 good one dude!

[Adam Schefter @AdamSchefter]

After playing 11 seasons, veteran QB Taylor Heinicke announced he is retiring from the NFL.

[Washington Commanders @Commanders]

SONNY STYLES!

@sonnystyles_ | #RaiseHail

[Jefferson Steelflex @choppy_r]

Wright State? More like WRONG state 🤣

BOOM! BOOM! BOOM! BOOM! BOOM!

[John Keim @john_keim]

If more free agents knew about the south side of Ashburn they’d all flock here.

[Jefferson Steelflex @choppy_r]

Adam Peters as soon as hes allowed to spend millions of dollars of someone else’s money to sign talent for the team he is responsible for:

[Pop Base @PopBase]

Today is National Napping Day.

[Murray Hill Guy @MurrayHillGuy1]

POV: you’re fumbling queens on 2 different apps…

[Virginia Football @UVAFootball]

HOOS WIN AND WE’RE HEADED TO CHARLOTTE

#GoHoos 🔶⚔️🔷

[Jefferson Steelflex @choppy_r]

Jalen hurts when his team isn’t winning by 30 points

[Jefferson Steelflex @choppy_r]

Jalen hurts when you ask him to throw for more than 100 yards in a game

[Jefferson Steelflex @choppy_r]

Jalen hurts when he only has 10 seconds in the pocket to throw it instead of his regular 30

[ESPN @espn]

VIRGINIA UPSETS NO. 8 FLORIDA STATE IN DOUBLE OT 🤯

QB CHANDLER MORRIS WITH 5 TOTAL TDS 🔥

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

VIRGINIA BEATS FLORIDA STATE AND STORMS THE FIELD IN RECORD TIME

THIS IS COLLEGE FOOTBALL!

[Eric Flack @EricFlackTV]

🚨BREAKING🚨

DC Council gives final approval 11-2 to new Washington Commanders Stadium on the old RFK site. After 3 decades the team is coming back to DC. Stadium scheduled to open for 2030-2031 season.

The team finally returns to its “spiritual home.”

[Jefferson Steelflex @choppy_r]

Its never been more over

[Washington Commanders @Commanders]

Bill.

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