Jitin Chopra 🇮🇳

धर्मो रक्षति रक्षितः।।

[Ajeet Bharti @ajeetbharti]

आरती के लिए 'कपूर' भी है कोने में!

[Snake Babu 🐦 @mayorsnakebabu]

My UK client asking me why August 15 was a holiday in India...

[Sachya @sachya2002]

One of my favourite edits 🤣

Credit: Sachin Shirsat Editz

[Sagar @sagarcasm]

When you realise brands text you more than your friends do

[Zucker Doctor @DoctorLFC]

We went to Ladakh a decade ago. During our road travels, every time a convoy with security forces would pass by (for which traffic was often halted on one side), we'd salute them.

Whether you're a boomer or Gen Z, the bare minimum you can do is not create more trouble for them.

[Sagar @sagarcasm]

When you open WhatsApp these days

[Sagar @sagarcasm]

When Australia is losing and India is winning

[Prayag @theprayagtiwari]

Chandigarh witnesses a unique ‘Petrol Langar’ today

Businessman Rakesh Trehan, popularly known as “Raja Di King,” has announced free fuel langar in Chandigarh on August 18

Scenes from petrol langar organised in Chandigarh 😂😂😂

[Jitin Chopra 🇮🇳 @Chopratweet]

One Day!

[Jitin Chopra 🇮🇳 @Chopratweet]

@DHBVNL no electricity in sector 15 A faridabad since afternoon.
Your numbers are not reachable or switched off

[BALA @erbmjha]

This is hands down one of the best roasts of the Muslim Maowadi Congress by Kangana....

Based Ranaut 🗿🔥

[Ankit Dubey @ankitdubeyji_]

1-Gas cylinder on missed call.
2-Payment of online bills.
3-UPI payment.
4-DigiLocker.
5-Jan Aushadhi Kendra.
6-Ayushman Card.
7-New Parliament Building.
8-Free vaccination.
9-Pradhan Mantri Jan Dhan Yojana.
10-Surgical strike.
11-Operation Sindoor.
12-Triple Talaq Bill.
13-Aadhaar linking.
14-FASTag.
15-Chenab Bridge.
16-Jammu Tunnel.
17-Ganga Expressway.
18-Kashi Corridor.
19-Vishwanath Corridor.
20-Kedarnath reconstruction.
21-Shri Ram Temple construction
22-Sukanya Samriddhi Yojana.
23-Construction of toilets.
24-Doubling of railway tracks.
25-Expansion of railway stations.
26-Fewer days for ticket booking.
27-Ticket cancellation facility.
28-Golden Quadrilateral Scheme.
29-Bharatmala Project.
30-18 AIIMS construction
31-S I R
32-Mahatma Gandhi Setu reconstruction.
33-Bhupen Hazarika Setu.
34-Army modernization.
35-Make in India.
36-Drone revolution.
37-Direct money into farmers' accounts.
38-Ration digitization.
39-Free ration.
40-Kanya Sumangala Yojana
41-Implementation of GST.
42-Major reduction in GST.
43-Preservation of cultural heritage.
44-Construction of ponds.
45-Har Ghar Nal Se Jal.
46-22 hours of electricity.
47-Unprecedented rebate in income tax.
48-Abolition of Article 370.
49-553 new railway stations.
50-1500 new overbridges.
51-Removal of over 200 obsolete laws.
52-ED's record-breaking raids on corrupt individuals.
53-Year-long waiver on FASTag for 3000 rupees.
54-Implementation of VVPAT in EVMs.
55-Kartavya Path route.
56-Pictures of cultural heritage on currency notes.
57-Reconstruction of Nalanda University.
58-Indigenous production of Tejas.
59-Self-reliance in cell phone manufacturing.
60-Mudra Yojana.
61-Ujjwala Yojana.
62-Suraksha Bima.
63-390 new universities
64-7 new IITs
65-7 new IIMs
66-16 new IIITs
67-300 new medical colleges.
68-Construction of Pamban Bridge.
69-Rishikesh-Karnaprayag railway project.
70-Uttarakhand Char Dham road construction.
71-BrahMos production factory.
72-Assault rifle manufacturing in Amethi.
73-Vande Bharat modern trains.
74-Law on Waqf Board property.
75-Bio-toilets in railways.
76-Implementation of labor laws for workers' welfare.
77-Implementation of GRAM JI Yojana.
78-India has already surpassed China in road construction.
79-12 lakh youth provided government jobs.
80-Over 8 lakh commercial licenses issued.
81-80,000 new petrol pumps.
82-Construction of Shaurya Sthal.
83-Merger of railway budget into general budget.
84-Over 9000 new schools.
85-Bulldozers on illegal constructions.
86-Fencing on borders.
87-Open license to army against terrorism.
88-Vikas Kaushal Yojana.
89-Demonetization.
90-FASTag facility by abolishing toll gates.
91-Chandrayaan.
92-Mangal Mission.
93-Multi-satellite stabilization.
94-Reduction of flood-affected areas in Bihar.
95-End of queues.
96-Smart City expansion.
97-Urea coating for farmers.
98-PF withdrawal made convenient.
99-Creation of over 5 crore new jobs in private and domestic sectors.
100-If the farm laws had been passed, brokerage would have ended, and illegal encroachments by many Bangladeshis in mandis would also have ended.

Therefore, stand firmly with BJP and Modi ji, and understand the opposition's conspiracies.

[Temjen Imna Along @AlongImna]

Disclaimer: this video is AI generated. Kindly do not believe it. At that time they were in a very serious meeting on education reforms, Specially in Punjab

[People’s Police - Faridabad Police @FBDPolice]

बिग ब्रेकिंग!

"वर्ष 2022 के गैंगरेप मामले में फरीदाबाद पुलिस ने तकनीकी और वैज्ञानिक साक्ष्यों के आधार पर मजबूत विवेचना की।

अदालत ने चारों दोषियों को 20-20 वर्ष के कठोर कारावास की सजा सुनाई।"

[Nikhil. @fundoozx]

Haramkhor ladke gym me ladki ka posture correct krne turant pahunch jate hai bina bole. Mai ek exercise 6 mahine se galat kr rha hu mujhe YouTube se pata lag rha hai

[𝐉𝐨𝐝 𝐈𝐧𝐬𝐚𝐧𝐞 @jod_insane]

This Harsh Dubey brother is so brave man He's legitimately spitting pinpoint facts on national TV and exposed the CJP propaganda

We need more Gen Z people like him ❤️

[AbhishekkkK @Abhishekkkk10]

Bro eats feminists in breakfast 🤣🤣

[News Algebra @NewsAlgebraIND]

BREAKING NEWS - Nihang Sikhs warn Abhijeet Dipke.

They say "The whole country knows who you are and what your intentions are"

[Zucker Doctor @DoctorLFC]

Millennials are now sandwiched between a generation that believes everything they read on WhatsApp and a generation that believes everything they see on Instagram.

[Pushkar @Musafirr_hu_yar]

First in my bloodline to see a person asking for sick leave during a protest