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[Zucker Doctor @DoctorLFC]

More than a decade ago, my wife and I visited Switzerland for our honeymoon. On the way back after visiting a Cheese factory, we made a mistake and took the train that was heading in the opposite direction to our destination.

The train was completely empty except one lady sitting in a corner. We were confused about what to do next. She didn't speak English but figured that we were in a spot of bother and immediately pressed a button that ensured that the train stops at the next station, which was a small station in the middle of the countryside of Switzerland. She gestured that we could walk our way back from there to the previous station.

Our walk back was through a small hill in the countryside. Everyrhing was lush green with houses like these along the way. It began to drizzle while we were walking back and we had to wait near one of the houses for the passing shower.

It was a 25-30 minute walk and we eventually returned to our original train station but I still remember almost everything throughout that walk like it was yesterday.

It may sound a bit clichéd but Switzerland truly is like heaven on earth.

[✶ @echoesofworld]

Switzerland countryside

[Zucker Doctor @DoctorLFC]

Jensen Huang and Nvidia employees when the office canteen serves Chinese food for lunch

[Zucker Doctor @DoctorLFC]

An extremely important part of a successful marriage is knowing just how warm your partner prefers to drink their tea/coffee.

[Zucker Doctor @DoctorLFC]

The best way forward for Nvidia is to get an Indian-American to take over as the CEO and rebrand the company as Nvidhya.

[Zucker Doctor @DoctorLFC]

If the Diwali week is a weekend, Dhanteras is Friday evening, Diwali is Saturday evening, New Year day is Sunday morning, Bhai Dooj is Sunday evening and the morning after Bhai Dooj is the dreaded Monday morning.

[Sagar @sagarcasm]

Nvidia stock fell 12% because of election and another 10% because of erection

[Zucker Doctor @DoctorLFC]

I've been a parent for half a decade and trust me when I say this, time doesn't just fly, it flies on steroids once you become a parent.

[Zucker Doctor @DoctorLFC]

From honey trapping Jensen Huang whose American company has a $4.5 trillion market cap to sending influencers to film dirty parts of Bangladesh and show them as parts of India, if China considers you as their enemy, it unleashes the entire range upon you - from spy ops to psyops.

[Zucker Doctor @DoctorLFC]

That is why friends, it is as important to resist natural beauty as it is to build artificial intelligence

[Zucker Doctor @DoctorLFC]

@dagnytaggart_v1 That's commendable actually 👍🏽

[Zucker Doctor @DoctorLFC]

Patients after reducing their blood sugar levels from 300 mg/dl to 299 mg/dl

[The Cinéprism @TheCineprism]

Diwali should be a 3 day public holiday

[Zucker Doctor @DoctorLFC]

A member of a housing society issued a message (in a tone of a diktat) asking residents not to burst firecrackers in the building compound.

Yesterday, that particular housing society compound saw a lot more firecrackers burst than it has in the past few years.

There's a lesson in there for our politicians and courts.

[Zucker Doctor @DoctorLFC]

Adulting is a process of realizing just how much time and effort parents spend in order to ensure that the festive experience for their kids is bright, colorful and happy.

[Zucker Doctor @DoctorLFC]

My nana did chopda pujan at the age of 101.

Once an entrepreneur, always an entrepreneur :)

[Zucker Doctor @DoctorLFC]

The mind goes into festive mode for a week from the morning of Dhanteras. Any work that needs to be done in this week requires 10x the effort than it would otherwise.

[Zucker Doctor @DoctorLFC]

Every time the stock market corrects, there are info graphics all over social media stating how many thousands or lakhs of crores worth of investors' wealth is wiped out but whenever the market rallies upwards the same commentators say absolutely nothing. 🤔

[Zucker Doctor @DoctorLFC]

The world is witnessing the politcal downfall of the richest man on earth on the social media app he spent $44 billion to own.

[Zucker Doctor @DoctorLFC]

@jananisampath 😅

[Zucker Doctor @DoctorLFC]

USA won't impose additional tariffs on India for buying Russian oil. Iran is exempting India from restrictions in the Strait of Hormuz.

If India was a person, she would surely be a Libran because nothing else explains how we manage to balance our foreign relations.

[NDTV @ndtv]

#BREAKING | Iran exempts India, China, Iraq and Qatar from transit restrictions in the Strait of Hormuz

NDTV's @VishalV054 joins @AdityaRajKaul with more details.

[Zucker Doctor @DoctorLFC]

Two weeks later, MAGA lost Texas.

[Guardian Eagle @eagle_patriot21]

What the fuck is this?

Is this really Houston, Texas?