elizabeth

my starbucks drink is a phat cup of despresso espresso

[ؘ @archivemileyc]

any Miley Cyrus cover is better than the original song

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[☾ @pringleswringle]

every yapper girl deserves a quiet boy who just listens and admire her

[elizabeth @chopstecks]

@janellewong i want the egg roll and onigiri

[Satan @s8n]

what

[chlobuchar @me_im_chloe]

He’s so amazing and I’m really really proud of him

[elena @versacesbish]

emily Ratajkowski At the Vanity Fair Oscar after party

[big ceo @korysverse]

selena gomez need to pull the wand out of that boot and get to work before she pisses me off.

[Al Yankovic @alyankovic]

Humble beginnings: Did you know that prior to his career-defining role as “Weird Al” Yankovic, actor Daniel Radcliffe appeared in a number of movies about a boy wizard, in which he played the title character? #MovieTrivia

[kurtis conner @kurtisconner]

now that the queen is dead you’re allowed to say “omg queen behaviour” whenever somebody dies

[Nicole Nichelle @alamanecer]

Chris Evans The Internet

[Read Jackson Rising @JPHilllllll]

Fascism in Italy, inflation in Germany, economic turmoil in England... haha thank god history doesn't repeat itself, right?

[molly @molllllusk]

I’m a grown adult with a desk job ignoring real time-sensitive work to refresh twitter every 4 seconds for more details on the try guys scandal

[Kayla @lilsimsie]

omg?!?!? the sims base game is going to be FREE!!!

this is a HUGE DEAL. so many more people are going to be able to play the sims now. i think this is a genius move to get more players. i'm really excited for all of you that will be able to play for the first time.

[🔥 🏠 with a Y 🏠 🔥 @wyntermitchell]

Currently feeling real dumb for how hard I laughed at this

[chris @ATR3lDES]

the stranger things cast are just different versions of timothée chalamet yassified.

[𝔹𝕀𝔾 𝕃𝕀𝔹ℝ𝔸 ✨ @venusianhunty]

Michelle Phan being in a cult was NAWT on my 2022 bingo card

[Simu Liu @SimuLiu]

Was there nothing better to do with 44 billion dollars?

[elizabeth @chopstecks]

@MHough_PGA @OldChinaBland @Mendax48989587 that just means masks saved people from transmissions everywhere else… it minimised the risk of transmission in the streets etc. u just disproved ur own point there bud