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recovering undercover overlover

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down bad

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I love just how chinese carl is being

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oh kayda and lola would just be the best of friends we need a crossover episode

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how bird brained do u have to be as a woman to be a kc defender

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@PopCrave this is why the knicks won tonight

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@texashoneygirl @metgalacrave it’s not going to be u girl

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got in a dj booth for the first time in a month and immediately starting farting…….the body remembers

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there’s something so milennial coded about a black leather bag with gold hardware

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okay il bite what is a marty supreme

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@lunafuegorunas @dumbandfunn no bc Carrie is still a dumb bitch at the end of the series

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@NYSocialBee THIS like people who have zero knowledge of how politics actually work

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I retract this statement I don’t have free will and was bullied in to liking oklou and now can’t stop listening to gods chariot

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I have free will and don’t have to like oklou

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I have free will and don’t have to like oklou

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@ruebytwo yeah I said this once to a guy and now we’re married

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after years of pretending im coming out as a comme des garçons hater - designing for the sake of being odd, horrible tailoring, cheap materials,
I could go on and on

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if everyone is playing the deep cuts then is it even still a deep cut

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we are in hell

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it’s time to do a cut! (bender)

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im djing a s*x party tn and the ritz carlton on sunday and thats called RANGE

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I think as a treat I will allow myself to reexamine every social interaction I’ve had in the past month to see who I was potentially annoying to :)

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I wanna become an alcoholic so bad