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i've recently been described as a 'dangerous individual'

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OH: "sorry for the manual work, but it's faster than waiting for a puppet run"

someone is about to make a huge mistake.

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SF not so bad either

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new rule: you can't use 'the BART' and 'gentrified' in the same sentence

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denver graffiti seems OK

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dear web developers, there is more than one type of ‘input’ tag. choose wisely and use reasonable defaults - this isn’t twitter after all

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@moshjeier

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treehouse life is pretty ok

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the inverse proportion of buzzwords used per sentence is the most accurate way to predict how far from actual tech the speaker is

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SF may have taken this whole 'open office' concept a bit too far

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OH: "yeah our service just hit seven 9s"

99.99999% uptime is 3.2s/year unavailable.. can node even restart that fast?

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@igb no discussion of ant is complete without a shout out to 'fake ant' #justsfdcthings

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\@raykroeker: "i've refreshed a few times and it keeps giving the same answer.."

https://t.co/iw1yaB1hPo

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\@VirginAmerica you seem to be having problems populating both from/to fields on your website.. please don't make me fly another airline

[Joelle Emerson @joelle_emerson]

Alright, here are 10 better questions to be asking about gender equality in the workplace and in tech specifically: https://t.co/Sq33UX4ZCc

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hey @FedEx - something something international date line

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@jeremyhorwitz is that what we ate?

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channelling @Meghan_Trainor while using git on a temporary VM

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DNS and humans https://t.co/knlnnRVGeC

[Andrew Lunny @alunny]

Unfortunately, as you probably already know, DNS

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@donachaidh classic Hanlon's razor. although in this case the implication is worse (?)

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if you have to ask, you probably shouldn't know.

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\@mf_long: "only if by publish log files on the cloud, you mean we buy skywriters to literally write the logs in the clouds"