Colleen

[Colleen @chorstman14]

I could make a collage with the amount of photos people take of me while eating.

[Colleen @chorstman14]

No matter how far away my parents live I will still bring my laundry to do at their house.

[Colleen @chorstman14]

Everyone: "is that your little black car?"
It's blue, but yeah.

[Life Pro Fitness @BestProFitness]

😍

[Colleen @chorstman14]

My moms reasons to get me to move to TN 1. Gun range 2. Kayak. #WellPlayed

[Colleen @chorstman14]

Do you ever just read something you wrote years ago and it's just like, wow. That doesn't even sound like me now.

[Colleen @chorstman14]

Ruff times 🐶

[Colleen @chorstman14]

Kill them wth kindness

[Colleen @chorstman14]

When your brother gives you life advice and says if this were red vs blue you'd be caboose 😅 whoops

[Colleen @chorstman14]

When your family moves out of state on Christmas Eve, so you're left with nothing to do on Christmas 🤗

[Colleen @chorstman14]

I'm sitting over here dying because I found out my brother has tinder and no one around me understands what tinder is ahhhhhhh

[Colleen @chorstman14]

Did pretty good running on 2.5hrs of sleep today

[Colleen @chorstman14]

Can't make a hoe a housewife.

[Colleen @chorstman14]

When people tell me to drive careful, they should really say walk. I have a greater chance of dying walking than driving. #Clumsy

[Colleen @chorstman14]

@mj9614 give me photos then

[Colleen @chorstman14]

I make bad decisions lol

[Colleen @chorstman14]

Signed my first apartment lease 😬😄

[Colleen @chorstman14]

This apartment is so caaaaute 😍

[Mel @mj9614]

Seriously need a roommate asap 😩

[Colleen @chorstman14]

So confused