Courtney

the U for life

[Courtney @Chortchort]

@Jaclynhill Where? 😂

[Courtney @Chortchort]

@Jaclynhill They say shit like this to get noticed by you! And it works!! embrace the positive comments not the negative!

[Courtney @Chortchort]

Literally everywhere I go John Mayer music gets played! I think it’s a sign I should just wait for him 👍😉

[Courtney @Chortchort]

@Jaclynhill I’ve had a lot of people come in at the store I work at and ask for waterproof liquid eyeliner. We have multiple stick versions but no liquid ones. 🤷🏼‍♀️ just a thought ♥️

[Courtney @Chortchort]

@Miami_shawtyy Still isn’t as good as Ulta points. Eventually they’ll get there though

[Courtney @Chortchort]

I feel like I’ve heard a lot of girls make fun of each other when they have multiple Instagram accounts and they comment on each of them. But hey if #KylieJenner can do it why cant we? Lol #justsayin #thursdaymorning

[Courtney @Chortchort]

@Miami_shawtyy I hear she’s getting crap for her new collection and how poorly made and how small it is

[Courtney @Chortchort]

@dani_elaine 👀

[Courtney @Chortchort]

So @KimKardashian my sister is your biggest fan and has no problem keeping people in check. Please give her a shoutout! #KimKardashian #KUWTK #kardashian ♥️

[STL Stanley Cup Tracker @stlcuptracker]

Sing it loud, I’m from the LOU and I’m proud 🙌🏼

[Courtney @Chortchort]

@dani_elaine Let’s do it soon!!!

[STL Stanley Cup Tracker @stlcuptracker]

365 days ago the @StLouisBlues made history. What a chaotic, amazing, stressful ride it was! I miss hearing Gloria blast out of every car window. On game 7, what were some of your superstitions going in? I had to watch @ home totally alone because we lost any time I didn’t

[Courtney @Chortchort]

@Miami_shawtyy Oh I just got a whole rant about how I’m fat and spoiled and need a dose of reality “look at you you look so huge right now. I can do better than that”

[Courtney @Chortchort]

Y’all the way I’m being talked to right now. It’s unreal.

[Courtney @Chortchort]

@Yoyokdubbsss Honestly what happened to her? She like doesn’t exist online. Who is her brother? And if he is doing so well why didn’t he help?

[tracy clayton jr the 3rd @brokeymcpoverty]

black people riot when their anger over being murdered and oppressed reaches a boiling point.

here are some fun reasons why white people have rioted:

[Courtney @Chortchort]

I get to see my best friends in a week ☺️ that brings me so much joy.

[Courtney @Chortchort]

Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do! #MyTwitterAnniversary

[Courtney @Chortchort]

@dani_elaine But I thought you loved your bike!?

[Courtney @Chortchort]

@aliivann I got the same thing