Chort L. Balls

you can call me Chort, my father is Mr. Balls

[Chort L. Balls @ChortLBalls]

@Mousey__boi @PardonMyTake I still think this. Send me a vid of you sneezing with your eyes open to prove me wrong 👀

[Chort L. Balls @ChortLBalls]

Going to hell because I lost a “The Devil Went Down to Georgia” esque fortnite competition and the Devil boxed me in and spike trapped me while I was trying to win a golden chug jug

[Chort L. Balls @ChortLBalls]

Singing Meet the Grahams at karaoke and making intense eye contact with random people in the crowd to assert dominance

[Spencer @spencjohn24]

Rudy, KAT and Naz seeing Gafford and Lively instead of Jokic and AG

[Big Cat @BarstoolBigCat]

Naz Reid!

[Chort L. Balls @ChortLBalls]

Please save me. Please save me chipotle and 10mg edible. Please.

[Chort L. Balls @ChortLBalls]

The late 2000s drunk driving ads changed my life. Ever since then I’ve always wanted to drunk drive while my car is literally filled with beer

[Chort L. Balls @ChortLBalls]

@CJC9BOSS

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Pat Riley: “Tyler we traded you to Portland for Dame”
Tyler Herro:

[Bleacher Report @BleacherReport]

Tyler Herro's IG story 👀

[Mayor Guy Fieri @GuyFieri]

RIP to an icon!!
Margaritaville and Flavortown are twin cities!!

[Chort L. Balls @ChortLBalls]

Greatest tweet of all time

[dee.ohh.tee 🏆🚀 @d_dot_k]

@DailyLoud Nobody:

The students at Lebron's school:

[Chort L. Balls @ChortLBalls]

Being in your mid 20s and being awake for an hour at night with violent heartburn from buffalo/barbecue fusion wings is just embarrassing. Might as well move to a nursing home at this point

[Chort L. Balls @ChortLBalls]

@Mousey__boi You check with Dirty Mike and the boys?

[Watcher.Guru @WatcherGuru]

JUST IN: 🇮🇹 Elon Musk & Mark Zuckerberg are welcome to fight at the Colosseum, Italian government says.

[Chort L. Balls @ChortLBalls]

If you bet on this call 1-800 GAMBLER

[NBACentral @TheDunkCentral]

The Big 3 is back

Michael Beasley
Mario Chalmers
Joe Johnson

Who scores the most points today?

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[Chort L. Balls @ChortLBalls]

There’s no chance in hell LeBron has been in a Taco Bell in the last 20 years

[PGA Tour @PGATour]

Brooks Koepka has won his third PGA Championship.

[Mike F 🦦 @MikeFirks]

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