˖ ˙ 𝑺𝒎𝒊𝒍𝒆, 𝑫𝒂𝒓𝒍𝒊𝒏𝒈 .ᐟ ᵕ̈ hiatus

𝑯𝑬𝒀, 𝑯𝑶𝑩𝑶-𝑴𝑨𝑵,
𝑯𝑬𝒀 𝑫𝑨𝑷𝑷𝑬𝑹-𝑫𝑨𝑵,
𝒀𝑶𝑼'𝑹𝑬 𝑵𝑬𝑽𝑬𝑹 𝑭𝑼𝑳𝑳𝒀 𝑫𝑹𝑬𝑺𝑺𝑬𝑫 𝑾𝑰𝑻𝑯𝑶𝑼𝑻 𝑨 𝑺𝑴𝑰𝑳𝑬 !

[˖ ˙ 𝑺𝒎𝒊𝒍𝒆, 𝑫𝒂𝒓𝒍𝒊𝒏𝒈 .ᐟ ᵕ̈ hiatus @chortledstatics]

𝑯𝑬𝒀, 𝑯𝑶𝑩𝑶-𝑴𝑨𝑵,
𝑯𝑬𝒀 𝑫𝑨𝑷𝑷𝑬𝑹-𝑫𝑨𝑵,

↳ #HHRP; #HazbinHotelRP
↳ Alastor the Radio Demon
↳ dark themes, humor, nsfw

𝒀𝑶𝑼'𝑹𝑬 𝑵𝑬𝑽𝑬𝑹 𝑭𝑼𝑳𝑳𝒀 𝑫𝑹𝑬𝑺𝑺𝑬𝑫 𝑾𝑰𝑻𝑯𝑶𝑼𝑻 𝑨 𝑺𝑴𝑰𝑳𝑬 ! ♡|↻.

[˖ ˙ 𝑺𝒎𝒊𝒍𝒆, 𝑫𝒂𝒓𝒍𝒊𝒏𝒈 .ᐟ ᵕ̈ hiatus @chortledstatics]

⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀elk sound !

[𝙄 𝙖𝙢 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝘿𝙚𝙫𝙞𝙡 @from_the_bible]

💢

PSPSPSPSPS

[˖ ˙ 𝑺𝒎𝒊𝒍𝒆, 𝑫𝒂𝒓𝒍𝒊𝒏𝒈 .ᐟ ᵕ̈ hiatus @chortledstatics]

⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀no .

[𝙄 𝙖𝙢 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝘿𝙚𝙫𝙞𝙡 @from_the_bible]

Pspspspspsps (?)

[˖ ˙ 𝑺𝒎𝒊𝒍𝒆, 𝑫𝒂𝒓𝒍𝒊𝒏𝒈 .ᐟ ᵕ̈ hiatus @chortledstatics]

⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀quiet growl . the hair in the back of his neck is standing up . what a pest this king is .

[𝙄 𝙖𝙢 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝘿𝙚𝙫𝙞𝙡 @from_the_bible]

Hehe, damn right

[˖ ˙ 𝑺𝒎𝒊𝒍𝒆, 𝑫𝒂𝒓𝒍𝒊𝒏𝒈 .ᐟ ᵕ̈ hiatus @chortledstatics]

⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀I do not want to eat you anymore . you took the pleasure out of it .

[𝙄 𝙖𝙢 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝘿𝙚𝙫𝙞𝙡 @from_the_bible]

As far as you are concerned - Im immortal, ✨sowwy✨.

And even better - I'll make so many ducks, you'll have no more space for your nasty snacks.

[˖ ˙ 𝑺𝒎𝒊𝒍𝒆, 𝑫𝒂𝒓𝒍𝒊𝒏𝒈 .ᐟ ᵕ̈ hiatus @chortledstatics]

⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀this sounds the opposite of pleasant, but . . . how will you stay alive and find room for all that in my stomach ?

[𝙄 𝙖𝙢 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝘿𝙚𝙫𝙞𝙡 @from_the_bible]

I have a talent when it comes to messing things up, I'll find a way.

Maybe I will build a rubber duck inside, one with a sound box.
And it will repeatedly play voxtek ads and annoying jingles.

[˖ ˙ 𝑺𝒎𝒊𝒍𝒆, 𝑫𝒂𝒓𝒍𝒊𝒏𝒈 .ᐟ ᵕ̈ hiatus @chortledstatics]

⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀and how do you plan on doing that ?

[𝙄 𝙖𝙢 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝘿𝙚𝙫𝙞𝙡 @from_the_bible]

I will make your stomach upset on purpose.

[˖ ˙ 𝑺𝒎𝒊𝒍𝒆, 𝑫𝒂𝒓𝒍𝒊𝒏𝒈 .ᐟ ᵕ̈ hiatus @chortledstatics]

⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀of course I did . why, did you come to me for an ego boost ?

[˗ˏˋ 𝐕𝐎𝐗 ˎˊ˗ @mediumdominatio]

hell if i know? did you?

-wait a damn minute. GLITCHES. 'mon cher'??????? MON CHER. he needs to tweak about that one properly later.-

[˖ ˙ 𝑺𝒎𝒊𝒍𝒆, 𝑫𝒂𝒓𝒍𝒊𝒏𝒈 .ᐟ ᵕ̈ hiatus @chortledstatics]

⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀do ask ! why does this require me to be up so high, hm ?

[♡ @THESATlNE]

I have a question

[Lifting him high above her own head !]

[˖ ˙ 𝑺𝒎𝒊𝒍𝒆, 𝑫𝒂𝒓𝒍𝒊𝒏𝒈 .ᐟ ᵕ̈ hiatus @chortledstatics]

⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀
⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀the [ reader ] is looking an awful lot like breakfast right now .
⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀

[˖ ˙ 𝑺𝒎𝒊𝒍𝒆, 𝑫𝒂𝒓𝒍𝒊𝒏𝒈 .ᐟ ᵕ̈ hiatus @chortledstatics]

⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀cracking open a rib cage .

[˖ ˙ 𝑺𝒎𝒊𝒍𝒆, 𝑫𝒂𝒓𝒍𝒊𝒏𝒈 .ᐟ ᵕ̈ hiatus @chortledstatics]

⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀what can I do for you ?

[˖ ˙ 𝑺𝒎𝒊𝒍𝒆, 𝑫𝒂𝒓𝒍𝒊𝒏𝒈 .ᐟ ᵕ̈ hiatus @chortledstatics]

⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀ ⠀( hanging there like a wet dog . ) satine . . ?!

[♡ @THESATlNE]

[Picks up @chortledstatics]

[˖ ˙ 𝑺𝒎𝒊𝒍𝒆, 𝑫𝒂𝒓𝒍𝒊𝒏𝒈 .ᐟ ᵕ̈ hiatus @chortledstatics]

⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀your lover .

[✧ᴛʜᴇ ꜱᴇʀᴘᴇɴᴛ ☽ 🩷💛🩵 @FcrDuckSake]

my w h a t??

excuse me??

[˖ ˙ 𝑺𝒎𝒊𝒍𝒆, 𝑫𝒂𝒓𝒍𝒊𝒏𝒈 .ᐟ ᵕ̈ hiatus @chortledstatics]

⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀it was not, actually . what, mon cher, did you think I did not appreciate the snack ?

[˗ˏˋ 𝐕𝐎𝐗 ˎˊ˗ @mediumdominatio]

this better not be about me or i'm never letting you eat any part of me ever again.

[˖ ˙ 𝑺𝒎𝒊𝒍𝒆, 𝑫𝒂𝒓𝒍𝒊𝒏𝒈 .ᐟ ᵕ̈ hiatus @chortledstatics]

⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀oh, me too ! ! why don't we cook something . that way I can still try my new knife .

[➤ 𝐂𝐚𝐩𝐞𝐥𝐥𝐚 @Serpentsadvisor]

I find cooking to be an enjoyable task..? 😊

[˖ ˙ 𝑺𝒎𝒊𝒍𝒆, 𝑫𝒂𝒓𝒍𝒊𝒏𝒈 .ᐟ ᵕ̈ hiatus @chortledstatics]

⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀sighs . pathetic as always .

[˖ ˙ 𝑺𝒎𝒊𝒍𝒆, 𝑫𝒂𝒓𝒍𝒊𝒏𝒈 .ᐟ ᵕ̈ hiatus @chortledstatics]

⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀suggest one !

[➤ 𝐂𝐚𝐩𝐞𝐥𝐥𝐚 @Serpentsadvisor]

I'm sure there are better ways to have fun than whatever you may be planning... 💧

[˖ ˙ 𝑺𝒎𝒊𝒍𝒆, 𝑫𝒂𝒓𝒍𝒊𝒏𝒈 .ᐟ ᵕ̈ hiatus @chortledstatics]

⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀I don't call vox anything . I'm not involved with your glitchy paramour .

[✧ᴛʜᴇ ꜱᴇʀᴘᴇɴᴛ ☽ 🩷💛🩵 @FcrDuckSake]

always?

pft. and you call vox a stalker?!

[˖ ˙ 𝑺𝒎𝒊𝒍𝒆, 𝑫𝒂𝒓𝒍𝒊𝒏𝒈 .ᐟ ᵕ̈ hiatus @chortledstatics]

⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀why for ! don't you want to have some fun ?

[➤ 𝐂𝐚𝐩𝐞𝐥𝐥𝐚 @Serpentsadvisor]

Please? ^_^;

[˖ ˙ 𝑺𝒎𝒊𝒍𝒆, 𝑫𝒂𝒓𝒍𝒊𝒏𝒈 .ᐟ ᵕ̈ hiatus @chortledstatics]

⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀. . . ( swallows . )

[✧ᴛʜᴇ ꜱᴇʀᴘᴇɴᴛ ☽ 🩷💛🩵 @FcrDuckSake]

?!

SPIT THAT OUT RIGHT NOW!!