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#ShattaMovement #TheReignAlbum #SM4LYF Money Must Be Made (MMBM)

[✰ @chorus_TooSweet]

#INCOMING 👌
18-10-2023
KONEKT ALBUM 💿

[Lawrence Kitema @lawrencekitema]

Since death has no date, consider every day as the last day of your life. Be good and respect others.

[🥷 @_iamhabeeb]

You can never be careful enough, just pray it never happens to you

[George T. Diano @georgediano]

Sometimes a man disappears, not because he stopped caring, but because he can't afford to keep pretending he's okay.

[George T. Diano @georgediano]

Women will never check on you, bro. If you receive an unexpected "Hi," they definitely want to borrow money from you. Normalize ignoring women's texts.

[Dear Son. @DearS_o_n]

Our biggest downfall as men, is that after you finally win, we sit down to eat with women who never starved with us.

[ilymjsyk @g4na_xo]

Don't disappoint your parents to impress us. You mean nothing to us

[ilence @Hilenceee]

Financial struggles have turned me into a bad son, a bad boyfriend, a bad brother and a bad friend.

[koke.n @koke_nkwe]

Teach yourself to not borrow money

[Ja Leto @_falsi1ke]

As a man, be private, accept the loneliness, and fix your life.

[Ja Leto @_falsi1ke]

You blamed your parents for being poor, now it's your turn let's see if it's easy.

[Nandi 🤍💜🤍 @pallnandi]

Dating used to be two people building a life together. Now it feels like one person funding a lifestyle while being treated as easily replaceable.

[#𝐍𝐚𝐭𝐞 @RealNate08]

I don't know if am normal but a woman in a miniskirt will make my dick hard faster than a completely naked woman

[Ja Leto @_falsi1ke]

If you chase money, you will never lack women, but if you chase women, you will lack money. The choice is yours.

[Viktor Benson @viktorbensonyt]

That girl that treats you better but you don’t want her is actually your wife

[Miss Teddy 🌸❤️ @Miss_Teddy0]

If I reshare your WhatsApp status without editing the caption, just know you have sense.

[ilence @Hilenceee]

I only talk to women who are already feeling me. I don’t have time for auditions.

[TONY🍫❤️ @Tony_Aladetuyi]

Any money wey you dey give woman, na school fees for the lessons wey she go later teach you be that.

[Danny Walter 🧸 @AjeboDanny]

Swallow your pride and call your parents for help before you die of hunger.

[uMelaphi. @stellz_paRi]

Women’s WhatsApp statuses are just daily episodes of complaining about life 😅🤦🏿‍♂️

[Lawrence Kitema @lawrencekitema]

It’s rude to ask for a favor from someone you don’t check on. And it’s even ruder to check on someone only when you need a favor.