Chos

Jesus will make me a disciple Or maybe he'll let me be your cat - Jake 3:18

[Chos @Choslerr]

@BestBoyPatrick He’s been leading an attack on his own for years and we now have success to show for it, wanting a superstar on the other wing isn’t ‘admitting’ anything

[Chos @Choslerr]

@BoxMidfield Achaempong please, and if it’s possible to keep or loan Nwaneri then I’d do everything possible to not lose him, merino>Gyok as the backup 9 if you can’t afford an upgrade

[Chos @Choslerr]

@trendsetterben @Fragiie_Millz @91cheefv2 He’s a traditional 9 typically at club level- has been throughout his career, plays as a wide target man for Norway because they obviously have Haaland as the centre forward

[Chos @Choslerr]

@femooafc Yes

[Chos @Choslerr]

While arrogance and risk taking is a necessity in a 10, we’d not string 3 passes together in the final third with Gyok and Rogers starting together

[WhoScored @WhoScored]

Morgan Rogers has been dispossessed (80) and recorded more unsuccessful touches (133) than any other Premier League player this season. 😬

[Chos @Choslerr]

@euendbdsksj @LanneAFC @ssakaaa_ I personally don’t see it as an enormous gamble, he’s done well in England before, clearly has immense quality and we still have Havertz if he doesn’t live up to his pricetag.

Though I 100% agree we need wholesale upgrades on the LHS and that’s Bruno G and hopefully a new LW too

[Chos @Choslerr]

@euendbdsksj @LanneAFC @ssakaaa_ I get the logic but we currently don’t even have that, makes more sense for Havertz/Merino, but we’re succeeding literally in spite of Gyok.

The best available option possible is Alvarez, even if it means tweaking the system (reverting back to when we were better going forward)

[Chos @Choslerr]

@MeeksLylle7 @YouthPreview @kptalksfooty I agree with him tbh- I’d pay to have Gyok shifted, £100m for Alvarez or £115m + Gyok sounds appropriate

[Chos @Choslerr]

@euendbdsksj @LanneAFC @ssakaaa_ Alvarez in the 9 will get the best out of all our other forwards, à la Jesus and Havertz 22-25, helping Nelli to a 15 npg season, Xhaka to his best attacking campaign ever, Ødegaard 15 npg and b2b club POTS awards, as well as obviously Saka playing better than with Gyok this year

[Chos @Choslerr]

@euendbdsksj @LanneAFC @ssakaaa_ Gyok will not gel with any new left winger we could go for, he didn’t even develop a worthwhile connection with one of the best creative RWs in the world last season, continuing to cater to a subpar player up front is insanely detrimental when you could bring in an elite linkman

[Chos @Choslerr]

@cmbftbl It’ll be Havertz I reckon, Arteta won’t want to sacrifice all the height in the final third that he’s built years and hundreds of millions cultivating in his 9 options, and I think that’d work really well tbh: Alvarez played his best football as an SS playing off Haaland in 23/24

[Chos @Choslerr]

@MeeksLylle7 @YouthPreview @kptalksfooty No he’s saying gyokeres is worth £15m, so gyokeres + £50m = £65, not Gyok being £65m alone

[Chos @Choslerr]

@91cheefv2 @AfcGooly Was fantastic in the prem ngl, 22 g/a in 36 (2600 mins) in his final league campaign at city- mostly playing in the 10 behind Haaland too, and if you watch the quality of goals (Newcastle (h), Fulham (a), Wolves (a) free kick, just off the top of my head) it’s clear he’s quality

[Chos @Choslerr]

If you wanted Rogers for his 99th percentile range shooting, then this isn’t far off that while offering us exactly what we need in so many other area

[91 @91cheefv2]

Julian Alvarez - Shots (UCL 25/26)

[Chos @Choslerr]

As a man who hates Chelsea, it’s annoying that they’ve been bailed out of this signing by a bigger idiot.

As a man who hates Aston Villa, it’s incredibly funny that they’re choosing to take on this blackhole of a financial decision.

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨🟣🔵 EXCLUSIVE: Aston Villa agree deal to sign Alejandro Garnacho from Chelsea, here we go!

Club to club agreement done on loan with buy clause to become mandatory under certain conditions.

Unai Emery wanted Garnacho. Medical also booked.

[Chos @Choslerr]

@KrafthSZN This is all your fault

[Chos @Choslerr]

We upset hiking shawty :(

[rly cool girl @hikingshawty]

stress eating weetabix

[Chos @Choslerr]

Favourite player is Ronaldo, such a sad narrative

[Billie @Billie_T]

Djed Spence hates rapists and has no time for the nation of Argentina, give that man a knighthood

[Chos @Choslerr]

@osowxvyy He’s so mid can we stop fantasising over these fucking Europa league level dead ballers

[Chos @Choslerr]

@ThewM_One Nerd