chou

pls be nice to me

[chou @chouettemo]

was out of my meds for two days and now i’m crazy

[chou @chouettemo]

writing this but it ends with cannibalism 🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️

[n @bluerequiems]

literary fiction that depicts the obsessive and toxic nature of intense, codependent, and homoerotic friendships between women >>>>

[chou @chouettemo]

i love overly censoring my tweets it brings me so much joy

[chou @chouettemo]

i have a conspiracy theory that ****** ******* ** ***** and **** ** ******* ******* ****** ***** ** ******* * and that’s why his hairline is fucked

[chou @chouettemo]

trying to use telepathy to get the hot lesbian to come in and get my number

[chou @chouettemo]

the hottest lesbian just came into my work and i barely even stared everyone say good job chou

[chou @chouettemo]

i did not tell my mom i want top surgery……..

[chou @chouettemo]

and you know what i don’t believe that ****** ******* isn’t ****** ************ because i saw that ******** before and i’m seeing that ******** now and something not adding up

[chou @chouettemo]

opening with this when i tell my mom i want top surgery

[sammm ☆ @onlysammms]

it always feels like i'm bringing a little too much boob to any given situation

[chou @chouettemo]

one week until i tell my mom i want top surgery

[chou @chouettemo]

i am going to hit frank langdon with my car

[B! @mydearestdove]

⌜ 145 ⌟

[chou @chouettemo]

HOW LONG DOES PASTA SALAD STAY GOOD IN THE FRIDGE

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

We need to have a serious conversation about feeding the first trillionaire to an orca.

[chou @chouettemo]

accidentally asked a beautiful middle aged woman if she was all dressed up for me at work today

[chou @chouettemo]

insanely fucked that this happened during my summer break so i can’t even talk to my anthro prof about this

[Dexerto @Dexerto]

Scientists have used yeast found on a 5,300-year-old mummy to bake "very good" sourdough bread

The yeast was recovered from Ötzi the Iceman, and they believe it could be used to make beer next

[chou @chouettemo]

i just remembered the time i ****** * **** **** **** * *** ** and ** **** **** ** ****** and then i *** ******** for three days and also i ****** ** *** **** * ****** *** and ********* **** too

[chou @chouettemo]

now to become a 45 year old man so i can achieve my dreams

[chou @chouettemo]

2/4 of the way to being executed outside a tim hortons 🙏🙏🙏

[New York Post @nypost]

Doctor euthanizes man, 45, with Crohn's disease and depression after evaluating him outside Tim Hortons https://t.co/dMkjNRqt6x

[chou @chouettemo]

i realized the other day that the first time i thought about killing myself i was probably 8-9 years old and that shit made me so sad. i was a BABY man :((

[she 𐙚 @sheswrldd]

everyone in the replies so shocked & appalled by the fact that a 10 year old can be depressed is the issue btw. why yall have adopted this mindset that children & teens can’t feel emotions so deeply to the point where they can consume you idk. no matter the age they’re humans