Corey Howard

[Corey Howard @choward_comedy]

@morgandiane Do I really have to explain to you why you're wrong about everything?
Also, damn you for making me sign on to twitter.

[Corey Howard @choward_comedy]

@DarrellDawson rocky 4 isn't even the best rocky movie! It's also not the second or third best either haha

[Corey Howard @choward_comedy]

@JackObora I originally thought #HillarysStools was hillary's stool samples...

[Corey Howard @choward_comedy]

@tomsegura just bought tickets to see you at @FunnyBoneCbus! Can't wait man!

[Corey Howard @choward_comedy]

@OrangeHatGuy "night of the living dead poet's society"

[Corey Howard @choward_comedy]

@JackObora "no soup for you" is that too on the nose?

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@FugateTheGreat I'm actually glad to hear that. I don't want to want them

[Corey Howard @choward_comedy]

@JackObora it's drew stocker and brittney Larson isn't it?!?! Haha

[relatable @byreIatable]

Kendall Jenner gets paid $120,000 to $300,000 per Instagram post, Im just trying my best to get 11 likes so it changes from names to numbers

[Corey Howard @choward_comedy]

@JackObora fucking pataskala...

[Corey Howard @choward_comedy]

@FugateTheGreat were they even good??

[Corey Howard @choward_comedy]

@JamesFrancoTV careful, your heart is spewing water.

[Corey Howard @choward_comedy]

I must be the only one at comfest with a 401k #comfest2016 #damnhippies #birkenstocks #longhair #thesepeopledontbathe

[Corey Howard @choward_comedy]

Everyone talking shit about led Zeppelin... Stop it https://t.co/oNWeWOGDOD

[BBC Breaking News @BBCBreaking]

Led Zeppelin did not plagiarise Stairway to Heaven from US band Spirit, jury in Los Angeles finds https://t.co/45gHwiMjLQ

[Corey Howard @choward_comedy]

Happy Father's Day! I hope the cavs win so you guys can stop living in the glory days of Cleveland teams in the 1950s #FathersDay #NBAFinals

[Corey Howard @choward_comedy]

Is it sad that the greatest thing that's ever happened to me is that I purchased the complete series of hey Arnold? #Arnold #90scartoons

[Corey Howard @choward_comedy]

I met the town drunk of NYC. You know you got problems when you're the town drunk in NYC. #aa #problems

[Corey Howard @choward_comedy]

@ChrisMaCampbell @morgandiane I was afraid of that...

[Corey Howard @choward_comedy]

Are nudists just people who don't share their apartment with anyone? #hardquestions #deepthinking #naked

[Corey Howard @choward_comedy]

If you saw that #samuelljackson is starring in the upcoming #Tarzan movie and assumed he was playing one of the apes... #youmightbearacist