Betelgeuse🔯

MD, I love Peace😉 and August🥹

[Betelgeuse🔯 @chowdderr]

Niggas add it to my name😃

[Betelgeuse🔯 @chowdderr]

Passed the 4th exam
Two more years till you add doctor to my name

[$UPER$TARNOBAP @satizzlestmg]

It’s an antibiotic that constipation is one of its side effects so Nigerians started to abuse it whenever they’re “purging” (diarrhea) , it’s “take flagyl” 🤣🤣

[Uncle Emeka || YANKEE GADGETS .ng @yankeeplug_]

If you wash 15 cars everyday and do laundry for 5 Tenants

Body go tell you

[Betelgeuse🔯 @chowdderr]

@nanakay__00 Planning to write ?

[Betelgeuse🔯 @chowdderr]

Behave abeg

[𝐋𝐋𝟒𝟕 @LONGLIVE47]

WHO THE FUCK IS THIS

[Betelgeuse🔯 @chowdderr]

@bigjosh_0 Get in joor🎉🥳

[JOSH @bigjosh_0]

Okay, I have a confession, it was me actually 😅
Congratulations to me, I passed my USMLE step 1 licencing exams as a 400L medical student ❤️🎉
Step by step, I'll get there. Thank God for everything ❤️🙏🏾

[F 🇫🇷🇺🇸 @uncftp]

Use your audience to put pressure on the government, no, but yeah let’s make akara skit. Silly dwarf.

[Betelgeuse🔯 @chowdderr]

Oscar bobb is fake

[Betelgeuse🔯 @chowdderr]

I really hope God punishes you well

[Bolutife @B0lutife]

Àkàrà business❌❌❌

Small chop business💃💃👏👏👏

Ogi business 😡😡😡😡

Parfait business ✅✅✅💃💃💃

Kulikuli business ❌❌😡😡😡

Packaged garri business👏👏💃💃

Summary: an average Nigerian is a classist, an hypocrite and mentally enslaved.

[Chaotic Yak|Rx @Ya_kso]

The class toppers looking at one "olodo uprising " complain to the invigilator that the question has problem

[ZAHEER! @iam_YCee]

APC women leaders get brand new SUV’s

Women in small businesses get recapitalized with 50,000 NGN each.

I hate it here.

[🎸 #WORLDCHAMPS @chelssufferer]

Some of your greatest ever players have publicly admitted to leaving you for Chelsea in search for trophies pal, I’d sit this one out😭

[Anthony Azekwoh @AnthonyAzekwoh]

My igbo name is Ifechukwude if you wanted to craft a response. Silly man. @tokunbo_wahab

[Betelgeuse🔯 @chowdderr]

Guy enter this kini abeg the suffer too much

[Peter Obi @PeterObi]

My Stance on Road Development

There is a pertinent reason I have consistently advocated that we should refrain from initiating new road construction projects until we have thoroughly rehabilitated and maintained our existing road network. Instead of undertaking new ventures and dualization projects that offer marginal benefits, our primary focus ought to be on repairing the critical roads already in place.

Consider, for instance, the Asaba–Benin Road. This thoroughfare is a vital artery within Nigeria's transportation infrastructure. Travellers traversing from Akwa Ibom, Anambra, Rivers, Imo, Ebonyi, Cross River, Abia, Enugu, and portions of Benue and Kogi States to Lagos are compelled to utilise this route.

Despite its significance, substantial sections of this road are in a lamentable condition. It has become a major impediment, precipitating persistent traffic congestion and inflicting undue hardship on travellers, businesses, and transport operators.

Regrettably, this situation is not unique; it reflects the reality on many of our busiest national highways.

Our efforts should be directed towards the reconstruction and maintenance of our current road infrastructure before we announce plans for new road projects. The Nigerian populace requires functional and motorable roads, not merely projects that garner public attention.

Efforts aimed at superficial improvements for political gain should not supersede the urgent need to address the condition of our existing, critical roadways.

A new Nigeria is POssible. -PO

[xL @logicfgs]

@djyobams @_kayode__ Now imagine not being a Nigerian 😍

[Betelgeuse🔯 @chowdderr]

@logicfgs @djyobams @_kayode__ 😭😭😭

[We$t @flygodT]

Rainy season will always expose Lagos but nothing concern me with all of una complaints, as soon as it gets sunny again y’all would stop caring.

[Talijan 7 @ELPERRON65]

@Bipolardo De quien hablas, de Cabo Verde o Argentina?

[Fakaika🦅🇵🇹 @Faksback666]

**After uni you should move out of your parents house**

Me on a Sunday cooking with mom after church :

[UGO 🇬🇧 @heismric]

Choc City can brag about giving us intelligent rappers with actual literature depth. They broke the first Nigerian solo song to hit one billion streams on Spotify. Olodo can’t ever be associated with that label as far as music is concerned.