sam chowoe

[🥷 @_iamhabeeb]

And when you finally succeed in life, may your health never fail you

[femiiiiii. @femiiiszn]

that awkward moment when you start telling a story and you realize no one is listening, so you slowly fade out and pretend you never said anything.

[🥷 @_iamhabeeb]

telling your parents your problems feels like creating another problem

[Nicky💕 @jas_d_barbie]

WTF has Apple done to the keyboard? I haven’t backspaced and retyped so much in my life!!!!

[🧛🏾 @heavyspenda]

we been in july for 2 years

[highFashion @rahman_jago_]

Please get addicted to thinking everything will always workout for you.

[Ashley @a_lanikee]

Being broke should scare you a little more than being single .

[꙳•✡︎ @CELLPHONECRYING]

how are cows and chickens not extinct? we eat them mfs like bags of chips

[scar @imfat]

I love saying “sounds good” at work when i couldn’t care less

[🥷 @_iamhabeeb]

having a funny kid has to be one of the best experiences in life

[🥷 @_iamhabeeb]

I don’t have a dream job. I just want to be paid enough to live my dream life

[Ott🦦 @Ott_TheOtter]

iphone settings search bar is generally fucking useless holy shit

[wayne @wa1nne]

I’m not nonchalant I just don’t gaf about nothing I can’t control

[🥷 @_iamhabeeb]

Normalize buying yourself something nice after payday. You’re not working just to pay bills and buy groceries

[Dez Bryant @DezBryant]

I love seeing football all over my timeline. High school football is back..college football is back..and the NFL is back. What a time to be alive.

[Resko★ @Bloke_Baz]

Your mom is the closest person to God you’ll ever have.

[🥷 @_iamhabeeb]

Take it personally. At this age, people know exactly what they’re doing

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

Hot take: People DO NOT actually want to become millionaires. They want to stop checking their bank account before buying groceries.

[Greg Braggs Jr. @GBraggsJr23]

Today is the last Sunday without football for the rest of the year.

[Elon Altman @ElonAltman]

LeBron’s the first person to move from Bel Air to West Philadelphia.