Dazzling_Choz

IG: dazzling_choz -
24 years on planet Earth.
Tattoos. Peace. Love. Weirdness. Sincerity. Colorist. Weed. Equality. Non-religious. Non-political. Follows back.

[Dazzling_Choz @chozsay]

I’m addicted to #WordUp! Download from https://t.co/lxaYerAQPf

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@zuzugirls awww! I do believe you're my biggest fan on here. And I love you for it!! 😁😁😁

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Perks of being short: You can hide easily in any lower cabinet. Fuck you murderers!

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Perks of being short: You can always tell when someone has driven your car.

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If "God" exists, why does he kill the good people and leave the shitty ones?

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Two guys walk into a bar.. I forgot the rest but your girlfriend is a whore.

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@NicoleArbour Everything does not always work out. Look at you for example. ;)

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Ugh I hate when I don't have tacos for Taco Tuesday. #firstworldproblems

[Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien]

Made my wife shout "Yes!" in bed last night. (Asked her who her favorite 70's rock band was.)

[Justin Cider @PantsDonkey]

The number of people that confuse ‘to’ and ‘too’ is two damn high!

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Sweeney Todd: Johnny Depp killing the cast of Harry Potter.

[Ethan @hydroxyethylene]

@MatthewSantoro 😂😂

[Ashley Dickerson @ashpony1]

@MatthewSantoro http://t.co/UKh79ZIJKv

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The problem with political jokes, is that they get elected.

[The Beatles Lyrics @beatles_lyrcs]

"Come together right now over me." - The Beatles

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If you say "oranges" slow enough it sounds just like "gullible".

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Life is like photography, you need the negatives to develop.

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What if Jessie's girl is really Stacey's mom?

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Bruhhhh!!! Snoop got to see this!! @SnoopDogg
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