The Smurf

[The Smurf @chreesmurfee]

@DeadlineDayLive Add me to your list then, youdirty bastards; cheats as well courtesy of Messi and Enzo tag teaming the ref over the sideshow Bob tapping his lip incident.

[The Smurf @chreesmurfee]

@VilminhaBarret1 I doubt that it’s many, but I would put money on the majority of the “many” are Muricans.

[The Smurf @chreesmurfee]

@Aduray360 @EdwardJame14723 The same woman?
You recognise her?
Have you filed charges?
Or is this just you revealing to the world that you are nothing more than a racist piece of shit with a chip on your shoulder the size of an Icelandic iceberg?
I’m going with b)

[The Smurf @chreesmurfee]

Not mine.
Nicked off an egyptian
name in header

[Seyi @thisSheyi]

@SkySportsNews All hail lord of the riggs

[The Smurf @chreesmurfee]

@yinzer_g How can you tell that the loudmouthed melodramatic and delusional nation is out of the WC?
Answer;
It’s shit and we never wanted to be in it

[The Smurf @chreesmurfee]

@akafaceUS They all go for a smoke break every twenty seconds or so, and have to do so, because the watching audiences would lose interest, once their goldfish intellects had wiped out the memory of the previous gameplay.

[The Smurf @chreesmurfee]

@salubiraymond @DeadlineDayLive Probably best if you stick to pathetic unrealistic AI reposts.
Football obviously isn’t for you

[The Smurf @chreesmurfee]

@Raiders13AZ @NotKennyRogers Are you referring to carryball?

[The Smurf @chreesmurfee]

@NotKennyRogers Oooh that’s going to hurt!
Fuck me, you’re savage…… and shit at geography.
I’ll bet it’s a map of the US that you’re using

[The Smurf @chreesmurfee]

@greg16676935420 Fucking up the USMT?
Causing a blackout of Murican gobshites on Twatter?
🎶O they’ve all gone quiet over there!!🎶”

[The Smurf @chreesmurfee]

@cjmurphyuk

[The Smurf @chreesmurfee]

“No complaints from the Mexicans” says Mowbray as the camera pans to ref disappearing in a sea of green

[The Smurf @chreesmurfee]

“No complaints from the Mexicans” says Mowbray as the camera pans to ref disappearing in a sea of green

[The Smurf @chreesmurfee]

“No complaints from the Mexicans” says Mowbray as the camera pans to ref disappearing in a sea of green

[The Smurf @chreesmurfee]

You cannot tackle like a twat, and then look shocked when the red card appears.
Shocking tackle and if that is against us then I’m wanting the red

[The Smurf @chreesmurfee]

@CraigMurrayOrg Did you actually watch any of the games?
Was it Brazilian magic that was the creators of the first two goals, and the disallowed one?
You beat Haiti via a shot that resembled a pinball game.
Dream on, but don’t expect any non Scot to agree with your delusional view.

[The Smurf @chreesmurfee]

@RealBigToshi Carryball fans convinced that after just three games, they know the game inside out and are more knowledgeable than the footballing world.
why is this “Great Nation” considered a laughing stock?
Maybe it’s a form of Tourette’s that forced them to opine on any and every topic

[The Smurf @chreesmurfee]

@Fergie_CJ @KiltedKunt Is there a similar campaign in Scandinavia clamouring for a route?

[The Smurf @chreesmurfee]

@taffydk78 @GRAEMEBAIRD92 @talkSPORT Don’t forget a calculator….. Dave’s is obviously broken

[The Smurf @chreesmurfee]

@StunnaNAF @DeadlineDayLive “Won’t be surprised”
Is that Murican for
“ I haven’t a fucking clue”?doesn’t an intellectually gifted individual like yourself, know if Johnson County got selected for the list?
Or maybe, just fucking maybe, FIFA decided there was too many Deliverance extras in there

[The Smurf @chreesmurfee]

@SuzieWo20886208 Let ticket sales decide, unless you live in a country where attending these shows is compulsory?