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Aaron Chrenen
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Self-Proclaimed American Storyteller & Co-Creator of Ginger Orphan Playhouse.
None of this is real.
Joined August 2010
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After a long day of looking at two medium sized screens I like to go home, lay back and look at one huge screen while holding a mini screen.
Does OG now stand for offensive glass?
Knowing this information, we’re probably about 90 years away from a bitchin’ 9/11 themed bounce house. Fingers crossed I live long enough to see it!
@putmeincoach03 No way that guy is holding court
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Lone Star Festival is happening on June 7 & 8, 2025, in Austin, Texas. Will a World Record or Two be Set by Authors & Readers?
They say tornados sound like freight trains but I suspect it’s the other way around.
@CFBHome Brad Banks should be on here somewhere above Ken Dorsey.
An aquarium but it has the best sushi in town.
Am I just pitching terrible business ideas now?
Subtitles are the enemy of the people.
A reboot of the office but it’s just two parents who work from home.
@AshleyExilus @NFL_DovKleiman @grok Of course they aren’t single. The post explicitly says WAGs (wives and girlfriends). Ya silly goose!
I bet there’s an unusually high number of smooth, flat, circular rocks laying at the bottom in the middle of most ponds.
@greg_weed You’re missing the sports Greg- is it baseball or soccer?! BASEBALL OR SOCCER?!
My daughter just slapped this sticker on my hoodie and I have one, maybe two questions
Quit knocking my socks off- my feet are cold
@KellenCox SO SORRY FOR GETTING UP TO GET A GLASS OF WATER
Every night I throw them all away. And every morning I find them in the trash and arrange them like this so my daughters don’t freak out.
The Simpsons do it again!
Oh wow. Shohei Otani is opting for the MLB instead of Japan. 18 years old. Throws 99-100. This could be interesting.
I miss the days when I used to collect friends on Facebook like they were Pokemon
@KellenCox Strings theory
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