Chris Esparza

Just a guy and his tweets

[Chris Esparza @chresparza]

Someone tell these antidepressants to metabolize faster

[Chris Esparza @chresparza]

Depressed. Medicated. Caffeinated.

[Chris Esparza @chresparza]

I wish I could experience #Andor for the first time again

[Chris Esparza @chresparza]

When my 20 month old has food in her mouth that she doesn't like, she pulls it out of her mouth, hands it to me, and says, "Here go Daddy."

[Pokémon TCG @PokemonTCG]

The Pokémon TCG: Celestial Espeon & Umbreon collection is now available! ☀️🌙 This lineup features subtle and stylish designs with the Sun and Moonlight Pokémon.☀️🌙

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[Chris Esparza @chresparza]

@spacecowboyalan Can't you mute certain words? Mute her name and the new album

[Chris Esparza @chresparza]

My daughter claims to be allergic to any food she doesn't want at any given moment. Today she's allergic to water.

[Chris Esparza @chresparza]

@spacecowboyalan So glad you could get tickets!!

[Chris Esparza @chresparza]

@spacecowboyalan Are you looking at the ftw show? That venue is awesome. There are no bad seats.

[Chris Esparza @chresparza]

Chemo sucks

[Chris Esparza @chresparza]

@spacecowboyalan Same

[Chris Esparza @chresparza]

Some family friends just dropped off dinner since I restarted chemo today. One of them said I look good for someone with stage IV colon cancer and come to find out it's cuz I'm not super skinny and actually still chubby. Thank you?

[Chris Esparza @chresparza]

Had chemo today and Beans is my home care nurse. I'm so exhausted but also really hungry. Don't know if I'm more tired or hungry.

[Chris Esparza @chresparza]

@LeonhartYT Girl dad life is the best life!!

[Chris Esparza @chresparza]

I'm down to my last 3 pairs of clean socks. Instead of doing laundry I think I'll just go buy some new socks. Maybe Amazon can have some here before the end of the day.

[Chris Esparza @chresparza]

@spacecowboyalan Big hug

[Chris Esparza @chresparza]

Sometimes you dance with your 3 year old to Save The Last Dance by @michaelbuble and it totally wears you out but it's totally worth it

[SoulSilverArt @soulsilverart]

AYOOO MEGA RAYQUAZA-Z FROM POKÉMON LEGENDSZA JUST LEAKEDD!

[Chris Esparza @chresparza]

@spacecowboyalan Girl I've been there. Give them a call I'm sure they'll work with you some how

[Chris Esparza @chresparza]

This morning my 3 year old had a meltdown because the Walmart drones don't deliver until 9 and she wanted something at 8:30