Christauffer Sky Odinson

Artist. Marine. Gay.

[Christauffer Sky Odinson @chriado]

How do you solve the problem like Maria. . . Well you could stop seeing her as a problem.

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Does anyone have my Great-Grabdfather’s number in Heaven? I need new #souls 🤲🏻 @ San Francisco, California https://t.co/GugkDjowTR

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Just go with it 🫡

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Cock tastes like a finely sliced salted watermelon rapped in an even finer sliced prosciutto 🍝🤲🏻 bone apple teeth

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Swoosh swoosh. . . #roar

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Almost missed my own f%*king roll call.

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I was fired from the company “Chrysalis” for being a homosexual and having a PTSD panic attack off hours. I don’t agree with the HR lady, “it’s just the way the cookie crumbles.” End quote.

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@SkyNews Happy Birthday! But don’t let it Age you.

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I love the time we live in, truly.

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Kinky gay sex is facing an existential threat – and it's a fight we all must join https://t.co/nAQKbcLBVQ

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The world is different. Gen Z is who they are. Millennials are still who we are. Adapt and overcome! Employers need to take head of that advice. The world doesn’t revolve around you anymore, boomers.

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Cock tastes like a finely sliced prosciutto. A juicy melon wrapped in prosciutto.

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I’m ready for a husband. Someone to take on Hell with. And when God let’s us, enter into Heaven with.

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@Raven4212 @thebradfordfile By the power of Luke, Chapter 10, verse 17-19; You must leave now. In Jesus name!

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How many times a day do you say “Jesus Christ” and continue about your day without being the wiser?

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@elonmusk Your chip is already outdated. Humans are equipped with the technology. I’ve unlocked it. Maybe we could chat?

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“This girl is #spicy,” said the Storybook.

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Talk the talk, sweet #wine.

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@SadCreative I believe in you sadbot

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I don’t shine. I don’t glow. I reflect.

[Christauffer Sky Odinson @chriado]

Wether or not Columbus was right, it is not us to determine he was wrong. He still discovers something new. Sometimes borrowed. But always blue.