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[Cherif @chrifxs]

@PiotrKafel Functionnal programming/monads maybe ?

[Cherif @chrifxs]

@madzadev Spaces vs Tabs : The ultimate guide to choosing the proper indentation character - Part 1

[Cherif @chrifxs]

@lukaseder background-image:url ("/images/forest-moutain.jpg")

[Cherif @chrifxs]

@smlpth Back to origins
FSM = Finite State Machine

[muesli 🐧 @mueslix]

The Alternative Big O notation:

O(1) = O(yeah)
O(log n) = O(nice)
O(n) = O(k)
O(n²) = O(my)
O(2ⁿ) = O(no)
O(n!) = O(mg!)
O(n!*n) = O(rly?)

[Ryan Burgess @burgessdryan]

I swear one of the best tools for debugging code is walking away for 10 minutes

[Cherif @chrifxs]

@lukaseder Hi.
No. I only work on small data projects.
Thank you.

[John Arundel @bitfield]

Don’t try to solve hard problems: they’re telling you that your design is wrong. Instead, keep iterating the design until you only have easy problems.

[antirez @antirez]

I look at the web today. Not as a programmer, but as a user of broken sites that are unable to obey the most basic rules of navigation and usability, terribly slow despite the hardware progresses. And I can only think that modern frontend development has failed.

[sirtur @sirtur2]

The big 3 cloud providers have spawned an industry of “Solution Architects” that approach any problem with architecture diagrams of 20 proprietary cloud services and microservices hell when that problem could literally be solved with an express server hosted on heroku for 5$.

[Ben Simo 🐋 @QualityFrog]

Q: When I was 4, my sister was 2. I am now 44. How old is my sister?

Programmer: 44 - (4 - 2) = 42

Tester:

[Jennifer (JJ) Minella 🎙 #PacketProtector @jjx]

A subnet mask... 🤣

[Cherif @chrifxs]

@trisha_gee Enums and the fact that they can implement interfaces !

[nixCraft 🐧 @nixcraft]

Me refactoring my own code.

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

So often true 🤣🤣

[Zeno Rocha @zenorocha]

Trying to fix a CSS bug

[Molly Waggett @mollywaggett]

the scariest thing about COVID-19 is that it looks like a JIRA ticket