Chris Moltisanti

Jack of all trades | Michelob Enjoyer | Retired Pledge | Big 10 hater | Alabama ZTA BMOC '97

[Chris Moltisanti @chris081712]

@wrathofVk Kanye below cleopatra is a fucking disgrace.

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@DartBag Lowk tore you to pieces

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This is the blackest meal I have seen in a long time. Looks #fire tho

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EVERYBODY GO ROB @UberEats RIGHT NOW

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@CoachMumby "I wonder if kewan lacy is still coming over"

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@Davidfiredancer It's nowhere near enough

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@SnifferSeymore 5'1 150??? You're a #hoghunter

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6'4 270 holy fuck get this dude on the d line #faggot

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@Jacksonstout171 @wilsonballsket Fat gay elvis sighting #nuke

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@Tonystoneyromo Nice.

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Jolly lil fucker ain't he

[Danny “Dimebag” Hinajosa @dimebagdanner]

I love Monday

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@AlecAltmeyer Or by blowing their house up

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@BusterBuzzBoone "Dude I put a kettama song on my post is this tuff? #destroy"

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@RawlinsWent They don't smile because they're the fucking meanest on campus #phialpha

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@FHillsGReaper Whether

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@zynaftersex They yell at their baby mama on FaceTime

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Forgot the World Series was even happening rn

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@HBlowlo13925 On some Maddie Kowalski shit

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@bagpatine Nahhh pikeops was fire🤣🤣🔥

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@BBradford77 Rum and coke can run the fuck out of a whip route in the slot on 3rd and 4

[Chris Moltisanti @chris081712]

@BensonBunnyBoy Elite. Not sure why we're buying 3mg in 2026 tho