Healthcare workers can't get tested, yet private tests available for £375 if you can afford it. Why aren't the govt buying them up to get everyone in the NHS tested so they check if they are safe to work rather than self-isolating for 14 days without knowing.
I spent every morning for a month saying morning tosh to tosh lines of the bill. He eventually approached me to say I could call him Kevin. Next morning I shouted morning tosh and he told me to fuck off.