chris

preferred pronoun: daddy

[chris @chris1128]

@NPetermanBurner Well he is 61

[chris @chris1128]

@NPetermanBurner @SleeperHQ @KurtBenkert “Pick me” energy

[chris @chris1128]

@NPetermanBurner @SleeperHQ @KurtBenkert “Pick me” energy

[Scorigami @NFL_Scorigami]

CLE 12 - 29 DEN
Final

That's Scorigami!! It's the 1081st unique final score in NFL history.

[Justin Russo @FlyByKnite]

A win is a win, but if I’m Denver, I treat this like a loss. Heat really figured something out putting Highsmith on Jokic. That’s one of those somewhat small adjustments that can win a series.

[chris @chris1128]

@NPetermanBurner No, you shouldn’t be.

[Anoop @Anoop_Khatra]

Witnessed and recorded the most INSANE car crash yesterday, you can see Autopilot also swerve and avoid the rouge tire for me $TSLA

[Whole Mars Catalog @wholemars]

If you bought a Tesla last week and now the price is $20,000 less… buy another one.

That way you can dollar cost average in.

[unusual_whales @unusual_whales]

Gen Z, the nation’s youngest adults, have recently said in a majority that they aim to retire at 59, a full 12 years before baby boomers and older generations, as per a survey in MarketWatch.

[Wealth Squad Chris @Chrissssjohnson]

@unusual_whales The government is fighting inflation and printing more money at the same exact time

This is like taking a shower in the mud

it’s actually impressive at this point

[chris @chris1128]

RT @SleeperHQ: Everyone: what a crazy trade deadline!
Kareem Hunt/D’Ernest Johnson/Brandin Cooks/DJ Moore/Elijah Moore/Jerry Jeudy managers…

[Scorigami @NFL_Scorigami]

SEA 48 - 45 DET
Final

That's Scorigami!! It's the 1073rd unique final score in NFL history.

[chris @chris1128]

@SleeperHQ SchlagenWaffe

[chris @chris1128]

@rileyging Thank you.

[chris @chris1128]

Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do! #MyTwitterAnniversary

[NFL Memes @NFLMemes]

Cincinnati Bengals fans bitching about ticket prices for the Super Bowl like they haven’t had 33 years to save for it

[SET THE EDGE @SetTheEdgeYT]

I saw Aaron Rodgers at a grocery store in Los Angeles yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.
He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”
I was taken aback, and all I could say was

[Scoot Vs 🇨🇦 @scoot_vs]

In games where the Denver Nuggets have won, they are 24-0 this season

[Lil Sasquatch @lilsasquatch66]

We interviewed 45 children (ages 6-10 years old) and 98% of them said that for Christmas they “do not want presents, do not want toys, they just want accessible and affordable at home Covid-19 rapid testing” 😷🎄