chris24.eth 🟦

CRE 👑 crypto fling, paper trader, child of God.

[chris24.eth 🟦 @chris24eth]

Just claimed my Noma Identity on @noma_xyz. Predicting is… better with friends.

One app, one identity, zero fees.

Add me: https://t.co/OZMqktqcsM

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

@McMurchie @alexmd2 @Techmeme @CatherineShu At this point, I want ETH even if it is a scam

[sassal.eth/acc 🦇🔊 @sassal0x]

@econoar The David Hoffman kiss of death

[chris24.eth 🟦 @chris24eth]

Claimed 0.351918 HYPE.

@nestexchange gave out the largest HYPE airdrop in HyperEVM history.
Courtesy of locked $NEST.
See you next epoch.

[Undiscovered Compounders @UCompounders]

@KobeissiLetter You were warned.

(Source: Truist Bank)

[chris24.eth 🟦 @chris24eth]

@IBKR The last broker to remove PDT restrictions. This number will go down

[Watcher.Guru @WatcherGuru]

JUST IN: 🇺🇸 Pattern Day Trader rule officially ends, eliminating the $25,000 minimum for day trading stocks.

[chris24.eth 🟦 @chris24eth]

Isn’t that what @CitronResearch guy was just convicted for?

[kirbycrypto @kirbyongeo]

Cue the Arthur Hayes playbook

> Buys some spot
> Gives a public call for a price target
> Coordinates with private group chat to sell
> (bonus! participants place shorts while dumping)
> Tweet about the sale, and plans to release an article about it

Pretty sure this constitutes at least some time in jail in some jurisdictions?

[chris24.eth 🟦 @chris24eth]

@LittleCrypFish

[chris24.eth 🟦 @chris24eth]

Eddie Murphy already did this in the 90s

[Polymarket @Polymarket]

JUST IN: Scientists say AI has decoded communication patterns in mice, dolphins, apes, birds, whales, & cuttlefish — could eventually lead to humans communicating directly with animals.

[chris24.eth 🟦 @chris24eth]

@DonAlt Take solace in the fact they can’t pay for gas, insurance, or repairs. They dropped the bag on a Lambo and Gucci belts and slippers, didn’t put any back and that train is over

[jesse.base.eth @jessepollak]

tokenized, fungible collectibles from @GrailCo on @base

[Polymarket @Polymarket]

JUST IN: Scientists say AI has decoded communication patterns in mice, dolphins, apes, birds, whales, & cuttlefish — could eventually lead to humans communicating directly with animals.

[chris24.eth 🟦 @chris24eth]

perps on apple?

[Apple @Apple]

All systems glow. Join us for WWDC26 on June 8 at 10 a.m. PT.

Tap the ❤️ and we’ll send you a reminder on event day.

[chris24.eth 🟦 @chris24eth]

@gabrielhaines @opensea Listen, they probably deploying HIP-3 perps.

[chris24.eth 🟦 @chris24eth]

@TheNestintern @NestExchange killing it

[chris24.eth 🟦 @chris24eth]

.@HunterBiden is what the left needs. Balls and Bear Mace.

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

@acnewsitics Quit the crack. The trolling I’m keeping.

[chris24.eth 🟦 @chris24eth]

@Marczeller @ether_fi Bright spot this cycle and in both my wallets.

[chris24.eth 🟦 @chris24eth]

@d_gusakov @LidoFinance Through CSM and now IDVTC, Lido is becoming one of the few bright spots in Ethereum for decentralization and home stakers. Way to change the narrative and keep the dream alive for the smol guys in a dark time where DATs and ETFs are taking over.

[chris24.eth 🟦 @chris24eth]

@Bitwise Hyperliquid