chris 🐶

your local resident @westernbulldogs nuffie
unhinged thoughts are my own

[chris 🐶 @chris9196_]

I'm just built different (incorrectly)

[chris 🐶 @chris9196_]

I hope I don't get a heart attack, I say as I clock into the heart attack factory

[The Salty Bulldog🎙 @TheSaltyBulldog]

✅ Talk the Talk
❌ Walk the Walk

#AFLHawksDogs

[chris 🐶 @chris9196_]

I can't believe Harambe never listened to Architects greatest records All Our Gods Have Abandoned Us

[chris 🐶 @chris9196_]

Hey @sirswampthing, what's the win/loss record of teams playing their first game with a caretaker coach?

[chris 🐶 @chris9196_]

hey @FOXFOOTY bring back the crowd mics in second quarter pls

[chris 🐶 @chris9196_]

Honestly what the fuck else were we supposed to do? This was our only chance at getting first hands on the pill all night

[AFL @AFL]

.@kanecornes is not impressed by the Bulldogs' handling of their young star.

Watch First Up now thanks to @sportsbetcomau: https://t.co/WDKAVkKtC7

[chris 🐶 @chris9196_]

@BroodingAnanas Or even worse, being 8 years old and on the other side of the world for rar 2004

[chris 🐶 @chris9196_]

next time leave my homegirl Jane Bunn out of your tik tok rants catman

[Wizard Enjoyer @WizardEnjoyer5]

This is sending me

[chris 🐶 @chris9196_]

@dingl3b3rry429 @ohmgeist What's your point? They weren't even a band for 7 of those years.

[chris 🐶 @chris9196_]

Just saved myself $10 by going to pick up some takeaway and not get it through uber eats, unbelievable savings hack

[chris 🐶 @chris9196_]

@alex_anders @7AFL It'll be cheaper to drive

[Western Bulldogs @westernbulldogs]

Congratulations to the Bontempellis ❤️

[chris 🐶 @chris9196_]

A bit of lube would be nice the next time life tries to fuck me over 😂

[chris 🐶 @chris9196_]

2025 most improved goes to

[chris 🐶 @chris9196_]

Hey google, how do you not get burnt out after being in the same industry for 10 years?

[fru @MyBlackTarHeart]

sigh

[chris 🐶 @chris9196_]

I just paid $8 for a gatorade. what the fuck

[chris 🐶 @chris9196_]

@GWSGIANTS @sydneyswans Dead last in the race, never any chance

[chris 🐶 @chris9196_]

2nd/3rd best percentage means sweet fuck all when you can't defend

[nestory irankunda fan @irankundagoat]

Please put him in a car and drive him around the MCG on Grand Final day