Chris B

[Florence Lox 🇬🇧🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @floboflo]

Off you fuck Robert. You prick.

[Chris B @Chris_99B]

Deffo gets convinced to put premium air in his tyres

[CFCDaily @CFCDaily]

📲Cole Palmer on Instagram: “Could be worse”

[Chris B @Chris_99B]

Still not forgiven the weapon who slapped a pizza out my hand in that spot

[Chris B @Chris_99B]

Ohhhh he’s accidentally let his brain fall in the mincer hasn’t he, not again Dave

[Chris B @Chris_99B]

‘Jiant Pussy’ was a great add on

[Chris B @Chris_99B]

Ban over 65’s next

[BBC Breaking News @BBCBreaking]

Social media will be banned for all children under 16, UK PM Keir Starmer announces

Follow live: https://t.co/HlGpG4Ip8Y

[Puds @havingalaugh]

please use the "he had so much more content to make" line when i die too

[Joss Sheldon @JossSheldon]

@omnissiuntone @PLee78 Wasn't austerity a policy choice?

Gutting mental health and policing. Wasn't that a policy choice?

Scapegoating immigrants for the ills of neoliberalism. Isn't that a policy choice?

[mcdiesel @mcdiesel88]

"Irish patriots" lining up with Loyalists and the British far right. Away and fuck yourselves

[Chris B @Chris_99B]

Allegations inbound

[Chris B @Chris_99B]

Social services at the end of her bed on the Labour ward

[Sam @SamCKx]

Rupert Lowe, a 68 year old, privately educated, former investment banker, backed by the world's richest man, is trying to convince you he's not the establishment.

[Hunter Weiss @Hunter_Weiss]

Rich people love saying shit like this after they’ve made $100s of millions

[Chris B @Chris_99B]

He’s gonna flip when he hears about black and white films

[Thomas Skinner ⚒ @iamtomskinner]

Is it me, or has the world had the colour sucked out of it?

Just watching a film from the 90s and everything is so bright and colourful. The cars are red, blue, yellow, green. The houses have loads of character….. remember the gaff from home alone! It was bloody brilliant.

Now go look out ya window.

Nearly every car down ya street is black, grey or silver. Every new house is white, grey or modern grey. Every kitchen looks like it was designed by someone who hates happiness. Even mine in my new house is boring as fuck…. Had a brilliant kitchen in me old house…. It was straight out the 90s… but it had character!

Even yesterday I stopped at McDonald’s with the kids on way home. First time this year.

What the F**k happened to them!!!

When I was a kid ya McDonald’s looked like a carnival. Bright colours everywhere, birthday parties, ball pits, slides, Ronald McDonald. They was the bollex

This one looked like a poxy Amazon warehouse where you collect ya Big Mac from a poxy touchscreen.

Even our homes have changed.

I Remember me nan’s house?

Green bath. Pink carpet, then an extra cut of pink carpet round the toilet. Orange flower wallpaper. And a ceramic duck that took up an entire window ledge.

We’ve somehow replaced character with minimalism.

If there is any property developers that follow me, can ya please bring back the purple bathroom suite.

Bosh❤️

[Don Fox @DonFox2000]

Wow. Not normally a Bonnie Blue fan but this is class 👏👏

Respect to the family of Henry Nowak 👊

[Chris B @Chris_99B]

@TopRacingTipsRP God bless that bogey in the nostril