chris

I wish I wasn’t wearing this fucking shirt

[Kristi Yamaguccimane @wapplehouse]

this is the funniest fucking video I’ve ever seen

[chris @chris__m__]

@ogpasha Hell yeah brother!!!

[chris @chris__m__]

@WaystarCorncob It’s just a JibJab

[chris @chris__m__]

.@thecure @RobertSmith refund has already come through, thank you for your commitment to this!! See you in Columbia!!

[Alec @TheFakeAlec]

Last 6 months have been great.
Thanks @chris__m__ for the rock climber on my pnl chart, I love it.

[chris @chris__m__]

@Tidal_AC Yep Mickey McCarthy!

[chris @chris__m__]

Tidings of comfort and joy from these merry gentlemen 🎄❄️🎸

[Damon Albarn @Damonalbarn]

Terry, you meant the world to me. I love you.

[chris @chris__m__]

@timapple @elonmusk why are we enablers on our platform? yes this is a real #siri interaction from the year of our lord 2014

[chris @chris__m__]

@ogpasha Happy to hear it dude!!

[chris @chris__m__]

Got my car exfoliated yesterday.

[chris @chris__m__]

@ogpasha room confirm pls

[chris @chris__m__]

@ogpasha gm and PLEASE be careful with your halloween candy this year

[chris @chris__m__]

@ogpasha Maneg

[Mark Sudduth @hurricanetrack]

Here’s some video sent to me by a friend of mine in Rodanthe. This was a few hoots ago, close to the afternoon high tide.

@NWSMoreheadCity

[chris @chris__m__]

@Tidal_OBX Jeeze sorry to hear this, glad you were able to act fast!

[chris @chris__m__]

Crazy sunset after a storm the other day