Christian Whitaker

I don't like people. I like Rock and Roll, Sex, and Pizza. In that order.

[Christian Whitaker @chris_a2016]

@ShahidA52820303 @RelayTS He’s grabbing a radio so he can communicate with Dustin and the crew.
When he has to flee the boathouse because of Jason and pals, it got left/destroyed.

[Christian Whitaker @chris_a2016]

This line pops into my head at LEAST once a day for the past 10 years and I laugh every time

[Christian Whitaker @chris_a2016]

@RestrictedReels There’s a barbed wire fence and many high-voltage warning signs for a damn reason

[Christian Whitaker @chris_a2016]

@Samantha_SN1 Also
Sex and Candy - Marcy Playground

[Christian Whitaker @chris_a2016]

@DannyDrinksWine Deadwood all the way

[Rebecca Whitaker @Rebeccastone99]

Ughhh I love our babies 🥹 @chris_a2016

[Christian Whitaker @chris_a2016]

@Bezeley_MBChB @FadeHubb Love to see this! Incredible focus and patience 🤌 Trained well

[Christian Whitaker @chris_a2016]

@zach_pransky Hell yeah

[Christian Whitaker @chris_a2016]

@CapnButler1021 This was THE SHIT in middle school
Put so many hours in

[Christian Whitaker @chris_a2016]

@DailyLoud As a kid, McDonalds was the dinner we got when my parents hadn’t got a chance to go shopping or were low on money. Hence, the dollar menu…
Nowadays, if you’re low on money, no way you can get your kids a McDonald’s dinner.

[Rebecca Whitaker @Rebeccastone99]

Most kids
“ mum I found you a pretty rock outside”
My kid
“ mum I found you this random tooth outside” * drops it in my hands and runs off*
#kids #kidsareweird #tooth

[Christian Whitaker @chris_a2016]

The absolute GODDESS that I get the pleasure of calling my wife in 94 short days ❤️❤️

[Rebecca Whitaker @Rebeccastone99]

No filter needed 😍

[Christian Whitaker @chris_a2016]

@InternetH0F Deodorant, perfume, cologne.
Definitely inconvenient when you can’t find that before work

[Christian Whitaker @chris_a2016]

@zach_pransky Common courtesy would have been to toss you one. #sharetheroadsharethecob

[Christian Whitaker @chris_a2016]

With season 3 of Barry ending on such a devastating cliffhanger, you really could not see the darkness, comedy, absurdity, and religion coming in season 4.
Weirdly at an end.
Not the ending we thought. But the ending the writers thought necessary. Sad. But loved it
#Barry #HBO

[Christian Whitaker @chris_a2016]

@Rebeccastone99 I’m one lucky duck to have my chicks 😂😂

[Rebecca Whitaker @Rebeccastone99]

Willow has been begging us to get “eggs we can hatch” and of course being the animal lover I am …I was 100% on board with the idea & the educational opportunity. We are so lucky to have Christian, He would truly do anything to see his girls smile. @chris_a2016

[Rebecca Whitaker @Rebeccastone99]

✨

[Rebecca Whitaker @Rebeccastone99]

Find someone who grows Flowers in the darkest parts of you 🖤 @chris_a2016

[Boston Bruins @NHLBruins]

That's 61 dubs.