Chris

Just a regular person in a highly irregular world.

[Chris @chris_and_patch]

@jimstewartson Brilliant

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@SRuhle @actnoid I think she has the best smile I've ever seen

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@YusufCatStevens Hey I'm your number 1 fan.❤️

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@jscarter21 I'm the last one left in my family. Parents and 2 brothers and 1 sister gone over the past decade. I hosted the family Christmas party with all the fixins. The holidays are indeed lonely times.

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@John_Fogerty I still have an assortment of plaid flannel shirts and I wear them in your honor. Thank you for the best soundtrack my life could have possibly had.❤️

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@HedgieMarkets Feel better soon

[Eric Lécuyer @eric_lecuyer_]

Après deux heures à regarder le lac, j'ai réalisé que c'était la clôture du voisin

[Chris @chris_and_patch]

@eric_lecuyer_ I once told all the people in a crowded bar "Wow!! Come look at how foggy it is out there. You can't even see the buildings across the street!!". And then the light changed and the gray truck pulled away.

[Spiro’s Ghost @AntiToxicPeople]

Happy 100th (!!) birthday to the amazing Mel Brooks 😍😅🎂

[Chris @chris_and_patch]

@AntiToxicPeople And may the Schwartz be with you 🎂🎂🎂🎂🎉🎉🎉🎂🎂

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@Rainmaker1973 FEED ME!!!!!!

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@US_Stormwatch We had the same thing last week, outside of Cleveland Ohio. It rumbled and thundered for an hour or more.

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@RpsAgainstTrump First I'd put down the fucking phone

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@Acyn we stole this country from the NATIVE AMERICANS. Every single one of us are birthright citizen descendants.

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@MzSgtPepper as a friend once said to me about staying with my horrible boyfriend "are you still beating that dead horse?"

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@tonyposnanski 🎂HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!!

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@TheRealHoarse My husband was sick for the last 3 days. Big cough. Feel better soon

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@countrygrl0710 @ThrillaRilla369 You ain't seen nothin yet. I'm 73 and I could tell you stories that will curl your hair. Always have good insurance.

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@MOOSE5754 @ThrillaRilla369 I'm chuckling at all of them

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@ThrillaRilla369 Put me down for a spinal fracture from reaching across the kitchen table for my phone.