Chris Beldon

A bit o'squash. A bit o'running. Lots of chocolate.

[Chris Beldon @chris_beldon]

@opsins @WonPeople Older, but a Bentayga V8 diesel would be my choice (or the Cayenne / Touareg with the V8d)

[Chris Beldon @chris_beldon]

@PeterBeuster Happy (belated) birthday Peter.

[Chris Beldon @chris_beldon]

@PeterBeuster Is it the Russians Peter?

[Chris Beldon @chris_beldon]

@Charl_H79 I never see Kane giving someone a bollocking or encouraging someone during the game..

[Chris Beldon @chris_beldon]

@Charl_H79 For all the stick Hendo got, he was a proper captain.

[Chris Beldon @chris_beldon]

@Charl_H79 @KITKAT 😂😂 starting to feel the same way about Sunderland managers…

[Chris Beldon @chris_beldon]

@Charl_H79 @KITKAT Come on.. be specific, do you prefer two fingers, four fingers or a chunky. 🤔😂

[Chris Beldon @chris_beldon]

@fesshole Isn’t that how Parmesan cheese is made…?

[Chris Beldon @chris_beldon]

@dougs_cars Or an Accord…

[Chris Beldon @chris_beldon]

@terrychristian Better.. Gallows humour.. 🤷🏼‍♂️😂

[Chris Beldon @chris_beldon]

@PeterBeuster So sorry for your loss Peter

[Chris Beldon @chris_beldon]

@PeterBeuster Good times Peter, that pace could be useful after the match tomorrow 😉

[Chris Beldon @chris_beldon]

@CraggsSpeaks Excellent, was quite partial to horse burgers, but can’t seem to get them anymore. Does Lucan have a BBQ 🍖

[Chris Beldon @chris_beldon]

@Charl_H79 It’s just ‘fresh’ hasn’t got properly cold yet 😂😂

[Chris Beldon @chris_beldon]

@SkyFootball @Capt_Fishpaste not a patch on Vergini’s for #SAFC…

[Chris Beldon @chris_beldon]

@A1GOY @SteveCubbins I’m off to check my car now.. 👀

[Chris Beldon @chris_beldon]

@PeterBeuster Thought you’d have a red and white floor.. 😉

[Richard Porter @sniffpetrol]

Found the original cut of that Huracán Sterrato film.