Chris Burns

[Chris Burns @Chris_Burns19]

@brandttobler sooo I’m thinking we need @BkSharad on The 31 for a full episode...

[Chris Burns @Chris_Burns19]

All times orphan 😂

[Keaton Patti @KeatonPatti]

I forced a bot to watch over 1,000 hours of Batman movies and then asked it to write a Batman movie of its own. Here is the first page.

[Anthony Carboni @acarboni]

People sitting in a room applauding a credit card is exactly a shot from the opening montage of a dystopian sci-fi flick. Congrats on giving me full body shivers, Apple event.

[Chris Burns @Chris_Burns19]

@agentbizzle F

[Keaton Patti @KeatonPatti]

I forced a bot to watch over 1,000 hours of Olive Garden commercials and then asked it to write an Olive Garden commercial of its own. Here is the first page.

[Chris Burns @Chris_Burns19]

@Xfinity it’s super neat that I’m only getting 1/40th the speeds I pay for. Thanks xfinity.

[Anthony Carboni @acarboni]

The news cycle is going to be particularly rough for a lot of people today. You don't have to stare down and refresh every second of it to be a good, informed person. You can step away and take a break. Take care of yourself.

[Andrew Goldfarb @garfep]

profile pic vs tagged pic

[Arin Hanson @egoraptor]

Being an adult means both wanting and not wanting a cinnamon bun at all times, so that when you eat a cinnamon bun you’re not happy, and when you don’t eat a cinnamon bun you’re not happy.

[Chris Burns @Chris_Burns19]

If you're a gamer and a giver check out @GameChangerOrg and @JesseCox and consider a donation to help out! https://t.co/Qjb06cAbkm

[Chris Burns @Chris_Burns19]

@s_palandeng aka “soft-box” thinks it’s socially acceptable to arrive whenever she feels. #NASCAR #latetotherace #dramaclub

[Chris Burns @Chris_Burns19]

@melanie6492 would like to apologize for her brief lapse in judgement in the recent toast. In a fast paced world it can be easy to lose yourself in the moment. #personalgrowth @TMZ

[Anthony Carboni @acarboni]

I think my main criticism of adulthood is there are no surprise Scholastic Book Fairs. Nothing brightens a day like a surprise book fair.

[World of Warcraft @Warcraft]

Who will you follow in the Battle fur Azer-ruff?

🎨 Cosplay by @Outside_the_Vox

[Sean Murray @NoMansSky]

when we said unlimited base building...

[Chris Burns @Chris_Burns19]

@s_palandeng

[Chris Burns @Chris_Burns19]

@jeremiahfierce I just saw this but it’s still true.

[Chris Burns @Chris_Burns19]

This should be illegal 😂 https://t.co/fjzn8gdcES

[Swifty @SwiftyiRL]

Rogues are amazing in @warcraft BFA! I dont even know how to play a rogue ONESHOT MACRO

[Blizzard Entertainment @Blizzard_Ent]

John, thank you for everything. We will miss you.

[Anthony Carboni @acarboni]

I won’t be happy until EVERYONE at the Olympics is doping AND has cybernetic limbs