Chris

Good news everyone. @Freelantic

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“I can’t wait for things to get back to normal!”

When things are normal:

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@PokemonDealsTCG Is there a chance to get something even if I don’t have a timer?

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@lobotomyhottiee

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@PokemonDealsTCG

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@cookitup31 @grok @grok who’s mine?

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Being an adult means telling your partner you’re not tired today because you woke up on a good sleep cycle

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@BecomingCritter @gertieok https://t.co/4Vyy0iaX2i

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@thorku Drop dowdle, Hubbard, or Curtis Samuel for him?

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@doulbedoink @Kevin_Romes

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@owainanderson Now this is the twitter I remember. A+

[drank gore @thedarkprowler]

me: *trying to conceal tears after learning my wife cheated on me*
my 5 year old son in the back of my gmc grand sierra:

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@FantasyPts @Kevin_Romes

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Thanksgiving dinner is just a kickoff celebration dinner to mark the beginning of Christmas

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Just released a new song 🙂 really proud of this one!

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My latest single ‘Sahara Nights’ is finally out! Take a step into a world where pharaohs still rule, and where Egyptian gods can decide the fate of humanity. This song is full of mystery and I hope y’all enjoy the journey I take you on 🙂

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Broncos beating the chiefs today? What a great birthday to me 🙂

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Went to Costco to only grab 1 thing and I actually only left with that 1 thing. I feel like Superman right now

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@Kevin_Romes @EverythingOOC Lmao wtf did I just watch 😂

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This year it’s a $25 gift card to Dairy Queen

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When writing birthday cards for my wife I love putting in gift cards that’s been sitting in our drawer for ages while telling her it’s from me

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@ShenisRespecter @BoredAtGym The perfect description

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@whatever @Kevin_Romes