Lars Honeytoast

Tom Brady's personal trainer. Freelance surgeon. Very average fantasy football player.

[Dave @davebftv]

DJ Moore with the cheese grater hat in the locker room. He really hates Green Bay

[Caleb Williams @CALEBcsw]

Daaaaaa Pope

[T-Haines 🦁 @thethainesshow]

Happy 30th anniversary to the most underrated Disney movie of all time 💯
Thank you @BenStiller 🫡

[Kerry Burgess @KerryBurgess]

Love it...

[Neil deGrasse Tyson @neiltyson]

Many of the White House candidates for high level positions in the Federal government come across as badly qualified for the jobs they are seeking.

If they all happened to be Black, I wonder if they’d instead be rejected as incompetent DEI hires?

[non aesthetic things @PicturesFoIder]

time to cleanse the timeline again

[Adam Hoge @AdamHoge]

1st down at the Bengals' 29. Jim Harbaugh could have knelt/QB sneaked to settle for a FG.

Nope. He ran the ball. Dobbins didn't fumble. He scored a 29-yard TD.

Oh, and Harbaugh called timeout before the Bengals' Hail Mary too.

[Jeremy @JeromeyR0me]

Being a Bears fan is waiting for a 101-year-old woman to die so you can finally be happy

[aimée 🇮🇪🇵🇸 @sapphyreblayze]

One of these people is a published professor of medicine. The other caused a measles outbreak in Samoa that killed 83 people.

[Bernie Sanders @BernieSanders]

It should come as no great surprise that a Democratic Party which has abandoned working class people would find that the working class has abandoned them.

While the Democratic leadership defends the status quo, the American people are angry and want change.

And they’re right.

[Lars Honeytoast @kyle_rivard]

I have said this before, and I'll say it again. Denver Broncos fans are BY FAR the most delusional fans in all of sports. So insufferable

[Nix is Next (73 DAYS UNTIL THE RETURN) @BO_MENTUM]

Chad Colin is right once again

[Pardon My Take @PardonMyTake]

Jay Cutler 🐐

[Lars Honeytoast @kyle_rivard]

How can you not be romantic about baseball

[Talkin' Baseball @TalkinBaseball_]

Charlie Blackmon takes the field by himself before any other Rockies ahead of his final MLB game 💜

[Lane 8 @Lane8music]

proud to announce that my 5th album, Childish, will be out next Friday September 27th on @TNHlabel

https://t.co/HkH1RNhT7s

[m @downbadbears]

“Are you Pro Trump or Pro Harris?”

I’m pro finding a new center for the Chicago Bears