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[Mikey NohMore @MikeyNohMore]

The WNBA is the final form of the woman who runs a business that's always in the red and never makes any money but stays open because her rich husband subsidizes it to give her something to do so he can go golf and cheat with his mistress more often.

[Mr. Reply Guy @GenericSnarky]

You cannot begin to fathom how much better your life would be with 150 million deportations.

[UNICEF @UNICEF]

Yes, those photos you’ve seen are real.

More than 18 years ago, a baby named Lamine Yamal and his mom Sheila met Lionel Messi at a UNICEF fundraising photoshoot.

Today, their achievements on the pitch inspire millions. Off the pitch, both Messi and Lamine Yamal use their voices and platforms as UNICEF Goodwill Ambassadors to support and advocate for children around the world.

The goal? That every child survives, thrives, and fulfils their potential.

We are proud to have them on our team.

Credit: Joan Monfort

[David Santa Carla 🦇 @TheOnlyDSC]

Can you tell the difference between a homeless Indian protestor and a Hollywood A-list actress?

[Chris Mintz-Plasse @MintzPlasse]

I am never on twitter anymore, but heard rumblings I have been summoned. LETS GET IT DONE

[Daniel Dami Biu @damiebi10]

Robert Pattinson in The Batman part 3

[Aya 🦉 @aya__R7]

منتخب قارة أفريقيا يودع كأس العالم.

[🕊️ @mgd1776]

Goycattle

[Ryan Hansen, MD @ryanhansen33]

Almost every single foreign doctor in the US cheated on their licensing exams. You must avoid them at all costs. Here's how they cheat:

The US medical licensing exam is called the USMLE. In india, pakistan, and other third-world countries, they pay off the testing sites, so they can study the questions beforehand.

In fact, there are entire websites and telegram groups dedicated to sharing test questions. The entire country of Nepal was busted for cheating in 2024.

You might ask, why don't they stay in their own country and help their own people? These foreign "doctors" come to the US simply to earn more money. Over 10x more. That tells you something about their character. They want to swindle and cheat their way to wealth, at any cost. Even if it means killing American citizens by their incompetence.

When I was in high school, I watched my grandmother get killed by three indian doctors in the hospital by poor medical management. They destroyed her heart and kidneys by sheer incompetence. I went over her medical records and notes years later when I was in medical school, and only then did I realize how medically incompetent these doctors were.

If you don't have medical training, it can be hard to tell if a doctor is making the right decisions. I'm here to tell you: avoid foreign doctors (and black doctors) at all costs. It's not worth the risk. It's not worth your life.

[Conor McGregor @TheNotoriousMMA]

My head gasket is gone. Destroyed. I had no injury / injuries going into the fight. I was throwing kicks, planted and jumping, all throughout camp as well as backstage before the fight. This came out of nowhere. I am beyond dark here. I can only describe it as hell.

[Nicholas J. Fuentes @NickJFuentes]

Good riddance.

[Hood Vids Daily @Hoodvidsdaily]

Women be like my sister is a little prettier than me so I should try to make her a homeless junkie

[Brooke Brandtjen @BrookeBrandtjen]

nothing will radicalize young ppl faster than seeing the world they had stolen from them

[Bipolardo @Bipolardo]

Una menor de edad rubia caminando sola por Paris.

[DAN @GordoDan_]

Marruecos si el mundial hubiese sido de pungueo y abuso sexual

[Footy Humour @FootyHumour]

The English players with the fans: “You’re my Wonderwall”

Henderson:

[Hugh Anthony @TheHughAnthony]

Eerling Haaland was born in Leeds, yet no one calls him English, we all know that he is Norwegian.

Nobody disputes that, no one argues about that. They accept it as biological reality.

Yet if we say the same thing about a black player not being English, everyone gets mad.

[Casey Evans @Casey_Evans_]

‘What a win for England’

Jordan Henderson (unused substitute):

[Zoomer @ZoomerHistorian]

I have fantastic news