Chris Chaplin

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@marksandspencer Eve’s pudding “with custard”? Where’s THE CUSTARD

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@HMRCcustomers At least 5 months ago

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@HMRCcustomers no phone call will go through, the line hangs up on me. Online it says the website can’t help and that I need to call.

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@HMRCcustomers Martin, I need an LLP UTR, I don’t think we’ve ever received it? Our agent hasn’t either.

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@Square we’ve lost so much money today, will you be giving compensation?

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@JazzPhillips4 @McDonaldsUK No it’s just not good enough

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Looks like someone has half eaten my McMuffin before sitting on it
@McDonaldsUK

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@JazzPhillips4 Shall i send help

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I miss Maplin

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@JazzPhillips4 Wtf is wrong with you

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One of the hardest things in life is accidentally letting go of a balloon and you just have to watch it float away

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I just want an ice cream van

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The fact our new espresso machine is being taken away to be customised today makes me unbelievably proud of us @freyalynch6 💖

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@BurgerKingUK newbury is appalling

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@KFC_UKI you offer free refills on buckets yeah?

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Mars ice cream is better than a mars bar js

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Classic

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@Nike are rubbish

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@JazzPhillips4 You do have issues

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@GalgeyLauren Actually a sick idea

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Excited and nervous and excited and nervous and excited