Chris 🐾

London gay. Short, dog lover, fast walker, cyclist, can’t whistle. Emergency planning & disaster management expert. NHS. Ambo. Narrowboat dweller

[Chris 🐾 @Chris_CPH]

Some are born a peacock, some have to work a little harder to achieve their peacockness. I love this 🦜

[Politics UK @PolitlcsUK]

🚨 NEW: The "Hot Podium Guy" has arrived at No 10

[Chris 🐾 @Chris_CPH]

@RussJW79 @philatrail It’s about forensic evidence preservation

[Met Office @metoffice]

⚠️⚠️ Amber weather warning issued ⚠️⚠️

Extreme heat across parts of central and southern England and Wales

Wednesday 24 and Thursday 25 June

Latest info 👉 https://t.co/QwDLMfRBfs

Stay #WeatherAware ⚠️

[Chris 🐾 @Chris_CPH]

@james_d_bx Very this! My weight routinely yo-yo’s particularly in winter. It’s very telling of the guys who blank you one minute and want to get in your pants the next

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Is the coffee guy flirting with me?

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@TfL hey, while we love the Liz Line, could we ask for a more request service westbound of Paddington after 11pm on Friday and Saturdays pls. These trains are rammed with passengers unable to board . Rgds, West Londoners

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@hunterch4fer Sounds like me

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@horpeyemie05 This is stunning. This is masculine. More men should be this confident

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@Toribabieegirl No. You are deluded if you think there’s a higher power who’s going to solve your problems. You make your own fate.

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@duplexity1810 @Piloulepou 😂

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@mrkhndy Erm, hi 🫤

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@mrkhndy Erm, hi 🫤

[ahmed @ahmedawan132]

I finished med school

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@Dominos_UK Domino’s-who-whooo

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@Stevefrankjohn @sarahlustne @Christiane The news

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@pashedmotatos This is just one example of why the rest of the world thinks Americans are dumb as fuck

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@Dear__People_ Inappropriate and inaccurate use of AI images. You have zero idea about crisis comms. You should remove these posts

[EEAST Ambulance Service @EastEnglandAmb]

We have sent a number of resources, including air ambulance and our Hazardous Area Response Team, to a major incident on the railway south of #Bedford. We encourage people to avoid the area.

Further updates will be provided in due course. Please only call 999 in an emergency.

[Henry Cavill Updates @updatesofHC]

Henry Cavill at Day 2 of Royal Ascot ❤️