Chris Creature

Average carbon based life form & dog activist. Always prioritising dogs wellbeing above all else.

[Chris Creature @Chris_Creature]

This is Kane Doran aka Michael Mavanity of The London Dog Walking Company. Charged with Drunk driving in 2019 & his partner Emma Cass charged with Manslaughter in 2019. This pair come from a criminal background yet were both allowed to work with dogs under Mick Doran’s watch.

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@josielawrence1 YOURE AMAZING. happy birthday legend of comedy ❤️

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Oh dear. These 2 up to their old tricks again recently. Actually stole my camera this time. Keep seeing a guy locking his bike up outside my house, walking past my front door then riding off again. So lame 🫠

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And again 2 nights ago

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@Lady_FanAccount It’s has more than 550 million views. It was all over mtv for years before “views” were counted

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@AutoInfatuation @eBay_UK I stopped using and deleted eBay years ago. Every time I sold something I’d have issues and they always were in favour of the buyer

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@e1duchess This was filmed at the Ingestre estate in Kentish Town. For those who want to avoid

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Bloody love seeing our garden come to life in the spring time

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@lucyjaynewhite1 @DrMarianaClaire How did you contact him if you had his phone?? Makes no sense

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At The Tate

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This is so weird but so good

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My baby

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Hi Jamie. Was fascinating to find out your name was connected to mine in reference to a crime number from November 2022 in the week I resigned. I found this out during my interview reporting the defamation page you created. I was asked “do you know someone called Jamie Doran?”

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I said, no, I know he’s Micks son but I’ve never knowingly met him & he certainly never worked for the company I worked for. So now we know. And your name is now the only name connected to ‘that’ Instagram account. Finally we know who runs that page. It took a while. Phew 👌🏼

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Booze! Drugs! Sweary lawyers! Egg in the buff! Ricky Gervais' big break! It's 30 years today since #ThisLife arrived on our TV screens and BBC4 are rerunning it tonight at 10pm. I wrote about how it discovered a generation of talent and changed TV drama https://t.co/8VElSC5G8z

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@ShiiineOn_ THE BEST!!! had a This Life poster on my wall in the 90’s

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@shepuchibhaji Marley and me

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@petabeeuk Tom Witherow did a piece on Bruce’s doggy daycare. https://t.co/CMh9rb0mcT

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@ZackPolanski Well done!! Legend

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@lip_gloss_veins Woahh

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Time is never time at all
You can never ever leave
Without leaving a piece of youth
And our lives are forever changed
We will never be the same
The more you change, the less you feel