Chris D3v

[BanksyCat @Banksycat]

Look at him. Strutting out of that building like a returning HERO, arms out, soaking up the chant, waving to the crowd like a rock star at his own homecoming.

Grinning like a man who's convinced the whole country's fallen in LOVE with him.

Now. Ever watched a STREET MAGICIAN work a crowd? Keep your eye on the ball. The cheering. The smile. That's the TRICK. And right now, you're falling for it.

Because a magician doesn't hide the trick. He gives you something better to look at. A pint. A DJ set. A crowd chanting his name.

This isn't a man enjoying himself.

It's a STRATEGY.

Look where we actually are. A party that won 34% two years ago, now polling around 16%. Behind REFORM. Behind the GREENS. A government approval rating of MINUS 57, as hated as the Tories were the day before they were wiped out.

A party drowning like that doesn't film DJ sets for fun. It does it because it's GOING UNDER.

So they found their one asset. Him.

Britain's own top pollster has said it out loud. Burnham is Labour's best hope of keeping FARAGE out of Downing Street. And unlike Starmer, the polls show people actually LIKE him.

That's the ball you're being told to watch.

Now here's the OTHER HAND.

He's Prime Minister, and not one of you voted for him. No election. No mandate. INSTALLED.

So how do you fix that? You don't call the vote while you'd LOSE it. You spend a few months being FUN. Loveable. Everywhere. You build the numbers first.

It isn't even his own money doing it. It's a taxpayer funded media unit, up to £872,000 a YEAR, paid to make him look like your mate.

Then, when the right is in PIECES and his face is popular enough, THEN he calls the election. And wins the mandate he could never win today.

That's the trick. The dancing. The pint. The I LOVE MANCHESTER. It's the hand waving in your face.

While the other one reaches for a MANDATE you'd never have given him sober.

Keep watching the ball if you like.

Or look at what the OTHER HAND is doing.

[Chris D3v @chris_d3v]

@Terristarfish @SMARTYMobileUK Hey glad it’s not just me

[Chris D3v @chris_d3v]

@jackquick_frost @dave24144975 There ticket inspectors for the bee network

[Alex @alex6130]

When I see this it makes me so nervous to be flying back tomorrow from Dubai via Doha. Like this video really hits home how serious this situation is rapidly becoming. Call me soft but I hate war and I just want this to end 😔

[Chris D3v @chris_d3v]

@anon_opin Procreate

[Chris D3v @chris_d3v]

@vegasstarfish We got married there in 2023 - stayed at the cosmo - after nearly a 22 hour trip due to delays etc - bell boy brought our cases up even though I insisted it was fine I tipped him $20 he went “ha yeah right” - now that’s our first interaction there we felt pissed off

[Chris D3v @chris_d3v]

@MufcWonItAll2 Bet he’s from Bolton or summat 😂

[Chris D3v @chris_d3v]

@Enzo8i Seen better acting in a porno

[Chris D3v @chris_d3v]

@classiccarguru1 👏👏👏

[Chris D3v @chris_d3v]

@NotFarLeftAtAll She doesn’t lack confidence main character syndrome all she has and gutted now she’ll have to do abit

[Chris D3v @chris_d3v]

@NotFarLeftAtAll She’s got main character syndrome that’s all

[Chris D3v @chris_d3v]

@markgoldbridge Couldn’t catch a dose

[Chris D3v @chris_d3v]

@MACD___ Plot twist she’s trans

[Chris D3v @chris_d3v]

@lordhoardhunter Wtf is he doing

[Chris D3v @chris_d3v]

@anon_opin Also “loaded fries”

[Chris D3v @chris_d3v]

@samuelluckhurst Like us trying to read anything on the MEN website between the adverts

[Chris D3v @chris_d3v]

@markgoldbridge Their still full off their Xmas dinners - heavy them vienettas

[Chris D3v @chris_d3v]

@daviethommo One thing human race haven’t perfected is the syrup 😂

[Chris D3v @chris_d3v]

@markgoldbridge They all can’t be arsed again

[Chris D3v @chris_d3v]

@AmorimEra_ Trying to get his steps in on his Apple Watch