Chris

he/him

[Chris @chris_desio]

I just watched Yusuf Nurkic score a triple double in the year of our lord 2026.

[James Tate @JamesTate121]

Rich people did a great job demonizing the word, socialism.

[Chris @chris_desio]

Speaking Spanish to my client and a kid passes by and tells me to stop casting spells

[Chris @chris_desio]

I have a love hate relationship with Mac DeMarco and his fucking music

[Chris @chris_desio]

Just got aggressively cut off by a car with a sparkly license plate that said Gem1n1

[Chris @chris_desio]

Mfs making fun of me for how I gulp down water. Swallow with purpose.

[Chris @chris_desio]

I’m watching Mr. Robot and why tf did they decide to bully the shit out of Bill Harper he was just a nice random dude wtf

[Chris @chris_desio]

Quote of tour so far “Chris Desio’s body is in the van”

[Chris @chris_desio]

Chuck E. Cheese pizza

[Chris @chris_desio]

I’m actually shocked holy shit

[Liverpool FC @LFC]

Liverpool Football Club are devastated by the tragic passing of Diogo Jota.

[Chris @chris_desio]

Toby Maguire turned 50 a few days ago

[Chris @chris_desio]

Squid Game is kinda fucked

[Chris @chris_desio]

Still don’t like chicago airport

[Chris @chris_desio]

Bluecoat s

[Chris @chris_desio]

Walkway kinda cool tho

[Chris @chris_desio]

I am not a fan of the chiacgo airport

[Chris @chris_desio]

@DonKekong304 Buddy had 33/7/7

[Chris @chris_desio]

Crying screaming exploding

[Shams Charania @ShamsCharania]

Warriors' Stephen Curry has a left hamstring strain and is out for remainder of Game 1 against Minnesota.

[Chris @chris_desio]

I am now 24 years old— feeling very wise